"Can not be!"( Funny sayings , humor , fun )

* * * Serfdom abolished - it is a fact.But the feeling that it was canceled as something not entirely without leaves.

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accuse a woman, only shoes and a hat, only another woman can be in bad taste to that of clothing.

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only Russian people can complain sots.seti during working hours, that the authorities did not appreciate.

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Professor Ivanov returned home from a business trip and could not stop looking: the boiler is installed, repaired valves, knives sharpened, fixed wiring, the wife is pregnant ...

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Novgorod ensemble Lozhkarev flashedon borsch festival in Chernihiv.

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News transgenic engineering.Scientists have crossed the parrot and sugar cane.Now sugar itself says how much it put into the tea.

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Nothing increases the chances of any single woman in the marriage, as the presence of a separate cozy apartment, which is in the kitchen on the table is sweating bottle of vodka.

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depressing picture found in the vaults of the Hermitage.

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If you watch the monkey, there is a suspicion that she knows how to be a man, but do not want to do this ...

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Earlier in homes crackling fireplace, and nowkeyboard.

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Iran asked the US not to anger his peaceful atom.

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About me: I do not drink, do not smoke, do not walk - not much!

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The word Gerasim first thing that pops up - Mumu.

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They made mountains out of molehills.She went into the woods and trampled all amanita.

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Boys become completely unbearable when close to 50 years.

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He did - again!- I charmed.

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Kefir and herring!Avocado and horseradish!Sauerkraut and slaked lime!Pineapple and dried paint!Any gastronomic whims in the store, "Food for pregnant!"

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sit sober like a pig, as much in the mirror look disgusting - think smart, evil ... one word - scum.

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«Oh, my friend, I see your condition gradually leveled!" - Said the doctor, looking at the cardiogram ...

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Well, why passport, glasses, and a secondsocks can not call?

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In every age has its own charm.51 years, for example, is evenly divisible by 17.

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I do not know anyone who lived to be a hundred years old, and would be interested in anything else but that.

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Gribnikov Nicodemus 30 years can not get out of the forest.His mushrooms are not released.

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Nicholas and his brother Nidvoray.

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gift made with their own hands - this is the best gift!And so we'll donate, Eugene ... nevermind.

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People who do morning exercises, die a hundred times less likely than others.Because they are hundred times smaller than the others.

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Aquarium - this is the TV for cats.

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looking for three or four girls for a serious relationship.

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Diagnostics has achieved such success that healthy people is almost gone.

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Until tomorrow comes, you will not understand how good you were today.

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I not only love money, but also jealous of the other ...

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in nightclubs after two o'clock in the morning starts dancing wild drunken marriage illiquid market.

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chief Skill is the ability to squeeze the juice from subordinates, not forcing one slave.

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man's face can say a lot.Especially the mouth ...

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seminar devoted to the problems of time travel, will be held two weeks ago.

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To keep peace in the family requires patience, love, and understanding of, at least, two TVs.

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real men play hockey!Fake play fashion designer.

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Trees along the highway damage cars only in self-defense.

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Nothing so well does not remember the students, as errors of their teachers.

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From a fig leaf, you can make a few bikinis.