Just anecdote ( jokes , humor , funny sayings )

* * * buyer enters into a hardware store:

- Do you have nails?
- Somewhere been ... Somewhere ... were
- I'm sorry if you can not quickly?
- Gdetobyligdetobyligdetobyli ...

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subscriber, the owner of the pager:
- girl, to me not getting the message.

Operator:
- Read them again.

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in a furniture store:

- Yesterday I bought you a chair, and now he has collapsed.
- What are you talking about ?!Apparently, it took someone ...

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the bus at rush hour:

- you go out.
- No.
- I'm not asking, I'm warning you.

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For songs to the soundtrack to pay photocopies of money!

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- What do you call a person who got lucky in love?
- Bach.

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always wondered why in nightclubs on the face-control are the people who would do it never took place?

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children to better memorize the multiplication table, it decided to print on packs light "Marlborough".

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German arrived in Russia at the WHA.Walks and everyone looks at his hands.One could not resist

and asked the interpreter:

- What is on your hands, then looks?
- he bought in Germany "Lada", that looks can we, what is wrong with his hands.

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- Hello.I got there?
- No, you were not there.You send the right place?

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Our win the Paris-Dakar, not because KamAZ most powerful, but because there is the road?like we have.

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customer at the facility takes a job with a contractor.He brings it to the excavated shaft diameter of 3 meters and a depth of 50 meters, drop back and lit a spotlight on the bottom.

- What is this garbage? !!- Dumbfounded customer says.
- Well, here's the drawing!According to it, and done!Customer turns drawing by 180 °.
- This lighthouse, damn it !!!LIGHTHOUSE!!!

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- How do you sleep?
- Poor.In the evening, I go to sleep early, wake up late in the morning, but after lunch hours toss - I can not sleep.

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- Comrade policeman!Say, is not dangerous to walk on this street?
- It would be dangerous, I would not be standing here.

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man comes to his friend and said:

- Let's bet a hundred that you did not guess why I have come to you.
- I know why you came.Money in asking for debt.
- And here and there!So go ahead, chase a hundred.