Funny wisdom ( funny sayings , humor , fun )

* * * Where does the law of meanness, there rests the theory of probability.

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dearly cost the goldfish status "Offline!"

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How to me not say good, I always have something to add!

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the devil has many names: Satan, Mephistopheles, Beelzebub, Tuesday ...

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The sooner you realize that it's too late, the longer tormented.

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Make a fool to marry - he marries.

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Everyone makes mistakes, but wise men - new and fools - old.

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A solid slap in the face, the weighed at the right time, replace at least three of kind and wise advice.

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What neither sow reasonable and good, but the old story - not a freak.

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hardest person is given that is not given to him.

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good mood - it's a guarantee that someone you would always spoil.

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good to be generous man: all the mischief you happy, do not harass a fear of your potential retaliation.

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not born beautiful, and the portfolio in primary school beat off the entire h

ead.

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porridge in the head on the noodles will not spoil your ears.

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One of the advantages of being smart is that, if necessary, you can always zakosit a fool.The reverse is possible.

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I love money.I just love them.To tell the truth, I even jealous.

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... then it and the money necessary to write: money is the cause of murder, theft, envy, and revolutions.

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Positive negative in a person stronger.More than criticize what they do not like, people like to be interested in what does not concern them, teach what can not, and talk about what do not understand.

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marriage is simple.A bad marriage - divorce.A successful marriage - Stockholm Syndrome.

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Here it is happiness - not breakfast in bed and dinner to a computer !!!

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Do not feel sorry about the past - it is because you will not regret!

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Man surrounds society, and not only surrounds and compresses the ring constantly.

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As life is not love - it will still leave you.

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Laziness - the mother of all vices, and parents must be respected.

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What just not do in order to enjoy the splendor of joy in the eyes that see in the mirror every day.

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ability to get along with people coming from conflict fatigue.

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I am happy by default.Please, do not meddle in my settings!

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We can not say so at the same time it turned out beautifully, intelligently and honestly.

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Nothing is costing us so dear, and not regarded as cheap as our desire to be human.

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Some people are convinced that to break up, but in fact they are just there surfaced.

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While the mind takes one obstacle after another, stupidity did not notice obstacles.

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It seems that fortune smiled on me ass.

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Love is like wine: at first a slight intoxication, then retracted, as a result - headache.

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