" Lips of an infant ... " ( jokes , funny sayings , jokes )

* * * boy in kindergarten educators looking for a manicure carefully.
- Olga, you have such long nails ...
- Yes.Like?
- like.Probably, climb trees well ...

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six year old Peter really wanted to have a dog, and finally, on New Year's Eve he was given a huge St. Bernard.Toddler in deep thought

walked around the huge dog and asked parents:
- This gave it to me or me to him?

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son got a good scolding from his mother.Gulf bitter tears, the child said:
- I see my mother, that you no longer love me ...
- You're wrong, I love you still.
- No, no, - the kid protested.- If you loved me, you would have talked to me just like when we come to visit.

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mother of eight-year son:
- wait, I'll talk about the antics of your father!
- Oh, a woman, how do you talkative ...

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- Well, son, you're no longer cry, - says mother capricious son.
- I have not stopped, I rest ...

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Ilya about something asks, I'm busy, so I answer:
- tell you grow up, it's a long story.
Ilya did not hesitate:
- And when I grow up, it will be shorter?

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Mom:
- Yes, Veronica, we probably spoiled ... you probably will have to punish you!
- How is it you are spoiled, and I was punished?

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- Dad, where elephants come from?
- You see, my daughter ...
- Just do not tell me about the stork.Stork simply not lift!

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son in first class makes the lessons with his grandmother.Read the primer.Grandma listens to, and the son reads:
- Masha became a doctor.Mila cook, and Bob and Nick became thieves.
grandmother shocked:
- It can not be that it was written in the primer!
Son does not give up:
- Yes, Grandma, look at myself!Grandmother reads:
- Masha became a doctor, a cook Mila, and Bob and Kolya - steelmakers.

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- Aunt Rose - rushes to the guest little niece.- How good that you came.Now we will have a complete happiness.
- Why do you think that?- He asked the aunt.
- Because Dad, when I learned that you are coming to us, he said: "Only it to us for a complete happiness is not enough!»