" Well , it is very " useful " tips " ( jokes , funny sayings , jokes )

* * * If you drink tea out of a brown cup on tea leaves can be saved.

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If you do not want to give someone your phone number and at the same time afraid to hurt this man, give him the number of any city clinic: there all the time busy.

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If there is no exit from the situation, it is necessary to change the position.

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If the subway to pinch the girl's ass, then with probability 9 percent, it will shake, turn around and give you a slap

with 65 percent probability it will shake, turn around and say: "You Th, patient?! "

with a probability of 25 per cent did not even flinch

with a probability of 1 percent.It will become your wife.Summary: The probability is small - but nevertheless it is better not to risk ...

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If the garden does not grow, try to sprinkle it means against baldness.

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If you want to bring a pet, first think about it, maybe you have enough mirrors ?!

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If you do not know what to do, act like you know.

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If your apartment heating disabled - stand in the corner, there is always 90 degrees!

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If you had wings behind the back - not croaked!

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If you try to get all the trouble, you can get past all the tastes.

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If life were black stripes, think, maybe strip turned black from dirt and they must be easy to wash.

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If a person does not suit you, do not approach it.

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If you want life to smile at you, give her her first good mood!

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If you want to prove to his girlfriend that you hands grow from where it is necessary, give her octopus, let him look, and she will draw conclusions.

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If you do not pay attention to a woman, it can seamlessly enter into your life.

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If you have a heart of a cat scratching - pour them into the valerian.

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If a man says to you: - "Come, we need to talk seriously," it means that we must take the vodka, if a woman - you have to borrow money.

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If you want to find a common language with the head - be quiet.

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If cleaning the house to spend less, then the results will be obvious.

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If quarreled with the girl, the wife is not guilty!

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If your favorite dress was not enough for you, before you put it on, take a cold shower.Upon cooling, the volume of your body will decrease.If this does not work, warm clothes in the microwave.

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If you do not move, almost imperceptibly shackles!

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If you have the opposite - it's time in my life to change something ...