" Guidelines for the gentleman ( jokes , funny sayings , jokes )

* * * gentleman always give way to take the best.

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gentleman always miss lady forward to see how it looks from behind.

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gentleman always carries his wife on the train, if he wants to make sure that she's gone.

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gentleman always painful to watch as gravity pulls the lady - and he turns away.

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If the lady on the train top shelf, and the gentleman at the bottom, it always helps her climb up.

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gentleman always carries a lady to the house, if the house gentleman.

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gentleman always wipe his feet on the doormat before they knock on the door.

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In England, gentlemen never give way, because there is enough space for everyone.

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Gentleman doctor thanks to the operation, otherwise it will not have time to thank.

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gentleman never asks a lady how old she was, and asked how old her children.

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one thing if the lady went to a beauty salon, and quite another if it is sent to a gentleman.

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Gentlemen always return

good for good, and so are waiting for a long time, who will start first.

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Gentleman rarely travels in a taxi because he was dizzy.When he looks at the counter.

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Gentleman removes ladies coats in two cases: when the lady he likes and when he likes to coat.

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to the driver stopped the car, the gentleman should not put forward a hand, and a lady.

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gentleman loves, when he asked to borrow a large sum: the more is asked, the easier it is to deny.

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gentleman always give way to a lady the way, if the two of them did not pass on the sidewalk.

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gentleman always painful to watch, as the lady pulls of gravity, but it overcomes the pain!

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If the gentleman gave his wife flowers, then his lady did not come out on a date.

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gentleman always apologize before you do something that is not forgiveness.

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gentleman always give way to not only place a lady, but a lady and another gentleman.

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Gentleman anyone of anything does not refuse, if no one of anything does not ask.

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gentleman always admired the beauty of his lady, so she did not demand money from him to new jewelry.

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If gentleman promises lady, after her work will always be waiting for the machine, then machine washing.

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If a gentleman named lady dear, so he needs a lady cheaper.

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If the gentleman called the lady with gentle words, it means that he has forgotten her name.

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hand and heart offer the lady a gentleman who could not offer her anything else.

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Gentleman does not climb out of turn for the coat, because the first resorts in the wardrobe.

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gentleman should know that his lady love, not to be with her, where you can buy.

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gentleman never asks a lady how old she was, and asked in what year she graduated from high school.

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gentleman always wash their hands before eating and after eating pants.

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word "thank you" gentlemen came up and "thank you" - poor gentlemen.

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If the gentleman promised lady jewelry, it is quite possible that he will return them to her.

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gentleman always carries a lady if afraid to go alone.

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gentleman always give way to a lady when the lady gentleman stronger.

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gentleman always miss the lady forward, if the incision on the back of her dress.

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gentleman never leave a lady and will do so, so she left him.

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true gentleman owed nothing to anybody.