Well, just an anecdote ! " ( Jokes , funny sayings , humor , fun )

* * * - Daughter, let's show dad how we learned all the months of the year.Well! ... Jan ...?
- ary
- Feev ...?
- Ral.
- Come on itself!
- Art, Rel, Ai Yun, Yuille, Gust, Nov., Nov., Nov. ...

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- Hello!Come, your mother-in-law fell into a pool of crocodiles ...
- Your crocodiles - you and deliver.

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little daughter asked her father:
- Daddy, and you ever beat your mother?
- No, just yours.

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Husband and wife stand in line next to the toilet, both can not wait.On the toilet sits a fat arrogant cat reading a newspaper.Wife to her husband:
- Why did we have taught this beast to the toilet ?!

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The bed is an elderly couple.
- And once you tell me gently pressed the knob before going to bed - she says dreamily.He takes her hand and shakes.
- A bedtime you kissed me on the cheek - she continues.He rises and kisses her on the cheek.
- And once you gently biting my ear!
He groans, standing up and reaching for the slippers ...
- Where are you going?
- For teeth went ...

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met two old friends, long time no see.
- Do you have a passion for souls?- Asks one another.
- Yes!I find rapture in your work!And who do you work for?
- tasters at distillery.

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On Flower Kiosk label: "Tell her it's flowers!»
Well, and how to say the colors, "I like you, an infection, a lifetime spoiled!»

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wife says to her husband:
- What a lovely couple - our new neighbors: he always hugs her and kisses, tells her kind words.Why do not you do this?
- I got to do with anything?I did not even know.

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He stands before her:
- I love you!Be my wife!
- I agree.Get up, do not wipe our pants.

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Even some twenty years ago, "fit" named sports person in good physical shape.And now "smart" - it's plastic surgery patients ...

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Curieuse on the First Channel.Man sentenced to 5 years for theft in the "Federal Court", the same evening found a couple in the "Let's get married," and won a vacuum cleaner in the "Field of Miracles".

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minibuses Drivers do not go to bed until you have 17 people in beds.

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Children policemen in country health camps are not smeared each other toothpaste, lead round and chalk.

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Today black cat lost to me the way ... Three times spat and stood, and thought went into the crawl ...

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Pensioner Lyudmila Petrovna, coming back from the country, so hurryon the last train that caught up with the penultimate.

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- On whom should look like a child?
- Well, the father, of course ...
- Hey you!The child should be like a husband!

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Prince married.The villain is killed.It's just a Disney weekend in the world!

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not so scary to go through the cemetery at night, as a sneeze in an empty apartment and hear: "Be Healthy".

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Odessa If the child goes without a violin, so he plays the piano.

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In Odessa customs.
- What do you carry, Citizen Rabinovich?Weapons, drugs have?
- Now I see, I just collected my mother suitcase ...