" The bad habits of my wife " ( jokes , humor , fun )

• Wearing tights, jumps up and tries to lift himself in them as Baron Munchausen. • Can kill a lot of time and money on the nail, then to a break and bellow all evening.

• dresses up for at least another couple of times after said: "Well, all I'm ready!»

• Very fast tupit knives.

• Constantly lagging behind, when you run the tram.

• Plans for the weekend she is always there for fifteen minutes before your release fishing.

• When you have run away, because the late, asks her to quickly clean the boots.

• How can we go to the store for bread and spend a hundred rubles ?!And at the same time forget to buy bread.

• You just bought a "Sport-Express", just going with him to the toilet, and it is already cleaned fish or beet!

• Permanently hides men's socks in the washing machine.

• Begins to laugh, though you have not finished telling anecdote.And when you're finished talking, he asks: - "So what?" Or "Is he?»

• hairdryer buzzing during football.

• Or sits in the match with the phrase: "Well, tal

k to me, huh?".

• In general, when a football show, it has two things: one is to the right of the TV, the other on the left.

• And when we have lost, be sure to ask about the morning as they played.Yes, she adds: - "Oh, I'm told, they will lose."

• Almost always asks football or news to make quieter.Apparently, it is difficult to hear, as the thundering noise of the pan or the water in the sink.

• foolish habit to remember all the birthdays!And yet, what and when she bought clothes.Normal else boots!

• Yes, boots.And boots, and boots, and boots.That pebble converged on these autumn boots, which she does not have, or who are already quite worn out, or which are already ashamed to go outside, or who no longer wear.The same goes for hats, fur coats and other nonsense.

• When you have already left the shop and started the car, she calls on the cell and says: - "At the same time even take anything for tea!»

• Ask: - "Do you remember what day it is?" Instead ofjust to say.

• offended if on March 8 it is also to give a tie or socks.

• never checks When washing his pockets, but if the clothes hanging on the rack, be sure to check all pockets and more than once.

• Regularly forget whether her husband likes, so constantly asks him about it.