" Again anecdote ... " (humor , jokes , funny sayings )

* * * hostess - guest:
- you a glass of brandy or a glass of tea?
- A glass of cognac.

* * *

finally realized that I'm a failure when a black cat lost to me the way ...

* * *

global economic crisis makes the save on everything, even on the beech ...

* * *

Finally!Our ichthyologists deciphered cry dolphin saves man: "Unhook»

* * *

- Waiter, why you are applying all the dishes ostyvshimi?
- you ordered vodka vinaigrette, jelly and ice cream - what exactly whet?

* * *

- Dear!See what a ring!What a nice little ring!Buy, buy, buy!Well, buy, buy!
-! La-a-adno .. She let ring with cheese and "Baltika 9"!

* * *

Wife - husband:
- Will you behave badly - dyed blonde.Live like a fool afterwards - with a blonde ...

* * *

mannered and sensitive person would never injure a passerby unpleasant news that have fallen out of his pocket a purse.

* * *

man realizes that love when he loses interest in a few days to his car.

* * *

Went once a fisherman in the sea and did no

t return.The old saying: if a boat swam, maybe would have stayed alive ...

* * *

Son grew, and he was oak oak.But wood can in principle be no longer planted.

* * *

Lucky is my future husband - wife and beautiful, and smart, and well-prepared, well, lying and bad ...

* * *

- Darling, do you love me?
- Yes!
- What?
- Oddly enough, my dear!

* * *

Buy us a sweater in black and gray-brown-spotted white and safely squeeze cat of any color.

* * *

blonde friend calls:
- Why have you told me to stick up for the winter all the windows?
- What is now the apartment is too warm?
- No, the dark!

* * *

And why men are afraid of women?Well, what can a woman do?Well, to spoil the mood, well, life break ... That's all.

* * *

- What helped you magic?
- Yes!Just awful!My husband came back!
- Why horror?
- So no husband present, and the first who died.

* * *

- Comrade techniques!I have already written three times: in my apartment ceiling constantly flowing!
- This is because the rain, do not understand?

* * *

- A year wife is not talking to me because of a single word, I threw her temper.
- Listen, be a friend, tell me a word!

* * *

idea of ​​cloning belongs to Russian and has long implemented as Matryoshka.