"One day…"

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in Antarctica found oil.Bloody regime penguins short time left to torment his people.

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Why ask "How are you?", If we live in the same country?

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Leo Tolstoy wrote his novels mascara from Max Factor, and on this they have gained extra volume, length, and expressiveness.

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man - a very clever creation and is well able to masquerade as an idiot.

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In Africa, where zebra crush, there and go across the street.

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Etiquette:
- Cultural man will never drink from the bottle, when there is an empty tin can.

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In Russia, on the bench with a sign "Do not sit down, paint!" People will always sit.Because fool these tablets do not read, and read smart and think: "They will point to me more!".

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Modern fashion often is that the youth is willing to pay any money in order to look like a bum ...

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night is stunningly beautiful.Just do not see anything.

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In any city, if you go all the time in a good way, you can come to the mayor

's house.

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birth rate in Russia falls: more and more people understand that it is better to be born elsewhere.

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In the course of the evolution of man from apes inherited three main qualities: the desire to poprikalyvatsya, the desire to climb higher and aversion to work.

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All the secret sooner or later becomes a drunken confession

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winter in Russia is difficult to live, and in the summer difficult.

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Icelandic scientists have discovered a new volcano.To call it, they take turns sleeping on the keyboard.

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proved!On the slippery porch of cultural people is sharply reduced.

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Word not a sparrow: fly careless - a three-storey return

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When you need to vacuum the house, the apartment is not such a one-bedroom.

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three most popular animals in our country - a toad, fox and squirrel ...

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Intelligence - shocking thing!A man without a brain absolutely confident in the high level of its development.Smart is well aware of what he is, in fact, you moron ...

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Nothing invigorates the morning as unnoticed doorframe ...

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Life is like a telegram- short and with errors.

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Toys need not children.Toys need parents.To distract the children from their parents.

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By the end of the week a desire to work is reduced greatly.Although at the beginning of the week it does not.