" Joked ... " ( funny sayings , humor , fun )

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life - a girl capricious and death - faultless.

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In Russia the death penalty was commuted mortgage.

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Dear taxpayers!We kindly ask you to erase the last shirt.

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goats Usually women call those men, which they failed to make the sheep.

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to look for a man without flaws, it is necessary to be a man without convolutions ...

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Money is evil, to exterminate the purchase of the good.

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beautiful woman should not be too clever - it distracts attention.

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I began to dream prophetic nightmares.

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Over the years, family life center shifted from the bedroom to the kitchen ...

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Lunch: lunch by candlelight.

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dispersed nap sleep - pecked nose right on the table.

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real woman so catches for yourself male gaze, that it is impossible to tear.

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your chickens before they are hatched, money - to pay, children - before the divorce, hair - after balding, star - falling in love.

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Old age - is when dreams are replaced by memories ...

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Over the years, a person acquires a mass of medical details.

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If it is impossible, but it is possible, it is very desirable.

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to look like a complete idiot, enough to scratch his nose.

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Feet bear arms to the scene.

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Those who marries money, should remember: Money different evil and despotic temper.

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Committed samoobzhorstvom life.

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Give a woman a million red roses, and she says that it is enough of one, but white.

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His longevity I owe to sport.I never dealt with it (Winston Churchill).

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Success reaches only those who were not warned in time, it's impossible.

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Nothing focuses a person on the ground, as the search for the toilet ...

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Well, let it not beautiful, but her parents are always in the country.

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TV, many criticized, but in vain.It allows you to watch the spectacle, for which it is not necessary to leave the house.

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achieve their women often means someone else's lead.

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Each new wife becomes a month old.

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better to remain a mystery, than be disappointed.

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On a diet do not need to sit and move!

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main disadvantage of women is that they are both young and intelligent.They do this in turn.

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White stripes on black socks serve as indicators of pollution.

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Where to find liquid from relieving stress after makeup remover?

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man realizes that he is in love, when loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

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The principle of fireman to soak where other annealed.

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hypotenuse, then it is certainly shorter, but usually through the snowdrifts ...

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Driving vehicle sales by proxy: Toyota, Toyota, go to Fedotov, with FedotaYakov, with Jacob at all.

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Family - an army under the leadership of chef.

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Before the world was held on whales - now on the Chinese ...