" Passing anecdote " ( jokes , funny sayings , humor , fun )

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teacher asks little Vovochku:
- Your jacket is made from what?
- From cloth.
- It is true, and the cloth from which excrete?
- Of wool.
- Well done!But wool who gives us?
- Sheep.
- Clever!So, what animal gave you a jacket?
- Dad.

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The man in the pub says a friend:
- I love to sing lullabies to their children.Hours before the three nights I can!Sometimes, even with your friends!

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blonde girlfriend complains:
- I loved the car here presented, I decided to insure it.I called three insurance companies - everywhere I refused.
- Disgraceful what!And why?
- Everyone says that washing machines do not insure against theft.

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- Dad, what's the difference between a rifle and a machine gun?
- huge, son.Remember, as I say, and your mom says.

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Ivanov reads a newspaper:
- 43% of women change their husbands.
Petrov:
- Well, what I do for you?I need the names, phone numbers, photos ...

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Vovochka with a friend sitting on the river bank and dangled his legs

in the water.Buddy:
- What are you naked dirty!
- So I'm two years older than you.

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tourist asks a passerby:
- You do not know why this is now ringing the bell at the top?
- Because at the bottom of someone pulling the rope.

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If the first Indian film series on the wall hangs a gun in the second series is sure to sing.

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To love a man - it must cherish and understand.To love a woman - it must be very fond of and does not try to understand.

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- Doctor, do my illness so terribly hopeless?
- Well, why is that bad!Let's say in another way: if I cure you - I'm world famous!

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- Grandma, and what is the currant?
- Black!
- Why is it red?
- Because green!

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to traumatology comes a woman with a bandaged arm and leg.

- What is it?- Asks the doctor.
- including vacuum cleaners, and he hit me in the current hand.
- And with that leg?
- I hit it too ...

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client comes in photo studio:

- Make me some photos from this film.
- 9 to 13?
- 117, why?

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Little Little Johnny looks like dad paints the ceiling, his mother says:
- Look, Little Johnny, and learn, grow up - and dad will help!
- What it by the time he did not dokrasit ..

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robber:
- One thousand rubles, or life?Newbie:
- Excuse me, but you will surrender to the five thousand?

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- you weigh?-Yes.
- Three hundred.Will you take?
- Of course!Wrap, please!
- bandaged?
- Yes.
- Take yourself.Congratulations on your new baby!

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waitress - visitor:


- Ragout not order, we have today in the kitchen missing cat.

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- Madame, what are you going to do tonight?
- Shirts, you'll be ironed, you fool!

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- I come back once a corporate party ... And suddenly shouts back: "Halt!Whoa !!! ยป
- Well, what about you?
- What is there to stand, and I crawled something with great difficulty ...

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boy was so lazy that woke early to a little longer to do nothing.

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can watch endlessly on two things: how the fire burns and as a woman parked.