"What if…?"

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If we are committed follies, then pretend that they are ready for winter.

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If you do not have meat in the refrigerator, cucumber and carrots, do not worry: Russian man accustomed to any combination of products in the salad "Olivier".

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If no middle ground - it takes the first two.

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If you have no friends, try to start to be friends with his head.

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If you have insomnia, just turn on the TV talk show and the female channel count sheep that to call.

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If you are not touched by the beauty, and then you do not touch it.

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If you want the men went away from you mad, buy a dog.It can be the smallest, but certainly - mad.

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If I do straining or annoying, you can always hide in a corner and cry ...

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If you hit him on the left cheek, and you framed it right- embed him in the forehead, so as not to get smart!

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If you do not want to drown their problems, you will never dive into them.

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If you think that came o

ut badly in the photo, then look at it again in ten years, and your opinion will change.

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If the luck turned his back to you, do not worry.Kick it!It certainly will turn to see who did it!

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If you feel that you are alone in the whole world - including a punch at 3am ... Doubts dispelled ...

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If your wife saw in the window, and a diamond ringexclaimed: "Oh, that's the limit of my dreams!", do not rush to buy it to her, because then have to start chaos.

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If you drink tea out of a brown cup on tea leaves can be saved.

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If you do not want to give someone your phone number and at the same time afraid to hurt this man, give him the number of any city clinic: there all the time busy.

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If there is no exit from the situation, it is necessary to change the position.

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If you madly want to talk to someone, and ICQ as luck would have no one writes put the status of a "Do Not Disturb» ...

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If you rang the intercomand asked a stupid question: "Are you home?", do not irritate and calmly replied, "Yes, but where are you?»

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If someone has done you wrong, do not take offense at it, and let himcandy.It is evil to you - you give him candy he evil - you candy.And so as long as this thing will not develop diabetes.

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If you want to bring a pet, first think about it, maybe you have enough mirrors ?!

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If your apartment heating disabled - stand in the corner, there is always 90 degrees!

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If you try to get all the trouble, you can get past all the pleasures