" Ah , aphorisms ! "

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second marriage - the triumph of hope over experience of life

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Nothing warms the soul like a cold beer.

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woman is delicate creature that begins to pity you have a few days before his betrayal.

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honest woman - a woman who never lies, unless, of course, we are not talking about her age, her weight, and her husband's earnings.

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best friend - a book: not nudit, eat does not ask for cigarettes does not shoot.

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last word in the forecast again left for the weather.

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Educated man, bow-legged girl advised to go to the cavalry will not clarify the motivation of its board.

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All women are young, but some younger than others.

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You can not trust a woman who does not hide his age.This woman did not hesitate to say anything.

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Women do not forgive us our mistakes - and even its own.

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His audacity had no limit, derivative and not expressed through elementary functions!

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Boots - is overgrown, strengthen

ed and grizzled men's socks.

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man drinks in three cases: when the bad - from grief when well - of joy, and when everything is normal - out of boredom.

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sometimes exactly the same actions lead to completely different results.For example, if Feeds man, it looks better.And if a woman Feeds?

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No, I do not cheerful, it is I already hysterical ...

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find out anything a woman can not be at any age: Maiden memory smoothly into the women's secretsand they in turn - in senile sclerosis.

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Paradise - is any place in the world where there are no alarms, Mondays and superiors.

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Every self-respecting man should know two phrases: "Give to devour!Give quietly and eat »

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Women do not forgive us our mistakes - and even its own.

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women sincerely believe that the dress only for our pleasure or for their own.In fact, they dress up to impress each other.

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In beer - force in the wine - health, cognac - the nobility, and in the water - germs ...

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Again coming year behalf of some ordinary cattle... and so wanted to live like human beings!

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man holds in his sleep 30% of life.The remaining 70 dreaming sleep ...

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Every man dreams of a woman whom he could love, respect and deceive.

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conscience come up with evil men, that she was tormented by the good.

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Young beautiful woman - it is a miracle of nature.The elderly beautiful woman - it is a miracle of art.

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career woman is given more difficult, because they do not have a wife who would have pushed them forward.

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Unfortunately, a woman of indeterminate age can be up to a certain age.