"When ... laughing " ( funny sayings , humor , fun )

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Interesting position of one able to put in the awkward another.

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White spots in the biography of this artificially discolored dark ...

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This memory loss when you can not remember what it was forgotten ...

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For those writers who write only for the sake of money, Muse not strum the harp and melodious rustle of large bills.

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most luxurious wreath at the tomb, as a rule, from the heroes of the occasion.

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sunset somewhere scandal and can not find.

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When the machine does not start, start up the driver.

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wife nags - husband knocks.

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Everything was fine until we started to figure out - how.

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Over the years, love to a woman turns into a culinary and household dependency.

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They were the perfect couple: he - a rag, she - a mop.

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Life - it is striped like a zebra.

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special kind of zebra displayed for Russia, which Malevich painted on his well-known square.

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There were no signs of trouble in the early morning of the July sun - no young pupyrchatye, just from a bed, crunchy cucumbers, or even smelling a huge mug of warm cow fresh milk ...

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Eyyafyatlaokudlnulo Nice!- Icelandic boys were happy, exploding firecracker.

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ad.I will share for a small fee your smile with any hypochondriac and misanthropic.

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Marry money and get a bride.

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first sign of old age - when you spend time at the wake more often than birthdays.

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elderly owners to clean up the apartment before the arrival of guests, and the young owners - after their departure.

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the age of thirty a woman develops an ideal man, which is suitable for any kid.

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Medical News.The donor liver has stolen alcoholic.

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Siberian scientists have developed dumplings cloning technology.

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In the old days in the case of famine writing paper was in writing.

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Moles are not afraid to dig under the ground, at night, in a dense forest ... Because they do not see and think that's not scary.