" Tales of the Green Serpent "

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drunk leans to the window gorspravki:
- Give me, please, Paul Drezinina address.
- Now ... What's your name?
- Paul Drezinin ...

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comes home drunk drunk in the board.He walks to the bedroom, and it's dark.It was standing so and says:
- Wife, start swearing, and I'll make it up to no bed.

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- Do you drink vodka?
- No.
- And what do you then do with it ?!

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- Want a drink?
- Of course ... Why do your drink a peculiar smell?
- I do not know ...
- I'm not poisoned?
- That's what I wanted to know ...

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- What is force majeure?
- drink be?
- No.
- Luxury Vodka, appetizer miracle, and all for free.
- Then I will.
- Here they are, these circumstances.

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Alcohol, of course, has a remote action.For example, you have just bought a bottle of vodka, yet not drunk a single gram, and the mood has improved!

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Everything in life is interconnected: live - want to drink, drink - you want to live.

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Alcohol increases libido.Sometimes, drink, lie

down on the floor, and do not shoot up ...

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Vodka does not end when running out of money, and when the end able to run her

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that's what I like to hang, so it's a fact that when you get up in the morning you did not have a headache about how much you ate and drank yesterday, how much you weigh is now .... it just hurts you ....

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Lack forms greed.Excess - a hangover.

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There are two friends:
- Wow!Well, how are you?
- Yeah, in a creative drinking bout right now ...
- And this is how?
- Well, how-how: drink, and then I make takoooe !!

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one who searches always finds.And drink ...

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Vodka - the most perfect makeup - and disguised himself, and nice to see a girlfriend ...

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met two friends.Long time no see.
- You're so thin!What happened?- Asks one.
- I give periodic jolt to the body.
- How?
- Social month, two, three, and then a day or two ka-ak will give a fair shake - drops in the mouth do not take!

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Vodka for Russian - is the same as that of the psychoanalyst for Americans.

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How much vodka or drink, and the body is still in the 80% water!

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This Monday, I realized why people drink heavily at weekends ... To Week began at least since Tuesday!

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Drink in the pub two men.Comes the third - staggered approaches the counter.The man at the table whispering to his friend:
- Vaughn Lech come ... He - well, just beautiful!We all before him yet ... degrade and deteriorate!