" Unanswered Questions "

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Kak you cchitaete - I lychshe VAC or you xyzhe menya?

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And that means - at least where the girl?

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How to support domestic producers so that if anything he did not buy?

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Why - when they say "raffle", all they hear "prizes", and no one pays attention to the word "draw"?

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Can you give the enemy instead of dinner morning exercises?

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And my wife turn the language to accuse her husband, that he came upon the horns?

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why there is still so much month at the end of the money?

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Why, if the legs from the ears - it is beautiful, but if the ears of the legs - that Cheburashka ??

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Can you say forty-year woman, she looks at the thirty at fifty?

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wonder why in the Russian folk tales, Ivan the Fool is looking for Vasilisa the Wise, and Ivan Tsarevich - Vasilisa the Beautiful?

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why lemonade is made from artificial lemon juice and cleaning products - natural?

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Why do we press harder on a remote control b

utton, which sit batteries?

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Why towels require washing, if they only clean hands should be wiped?

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Why women with sleek have the greatest resistance?

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Why do we turn off the radio in the car, if the road is hard to see?And if we can not hear anything out there, why should we shoot sunglasses?

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What is considered sheep to fall asleep?

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Why prunes red when still green?

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not a cause for concern that doctors call the activity practice?

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Why not produce food for cats with mice taste?

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Well, that's why the majority of middle-aged women who want to meet you, and have the same weight Balzac ?!

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To really become of the files after they are deleted from the recycle bin?

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Tell me, what to do when the Internet suddenly switched off?Where to go?Where can I relax?Are there any people at all there on the street?

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What is different from normal ordinary person?

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When an Italian invented the violin, he thought about ... a woman.When a Frenchman invented the harp, he also thought about the woman.I wonder what Russian thinking when inventing the balalaika?