" Commercial Break " ( funny sayings , humor , fun )

* * * My wife washed my "Lenopom", and for two weeks I did not stick to any one skirt ...

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you disgusted to see every day, the bacteria on the rim of the toilet bowl?And imagine that they see every day ...

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- A box of chocolates "Russia".What could be more delicious?
- They taste boxes can only be candy!

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brewer Ivan Taranov loves beer "Pete" yes vodka "eat."

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new pads «Orbit» now without pillowcases

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pephoti Give one more chance!

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New Kodak cameras specifically for Russia, is now in effect, eliminate red-eye effect is added to eliminate the red nose.

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All appliances are broken!It proved a crowbar!

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«Camay" - compelling art of intimidation ...

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Over a cup of NESCAFE even the most secret dreams turn into words, and a bottle of vodka - they turn into action!

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Since then, I tried a new «Dove», my skin looked younger, became gentle, pleasant to the touch.The pores are open.I felt a surge of courage, new

power!Even she was surprised!Although the taste - soap, as soap ...

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In the Netherlands, solved the problem of tooth decay ... Only ten grams of cannabis in toothpaste - and your children begin to brush your teeth is not two, but three, four,even five times a day!

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- Again, this heaviness in the stomach.Havernoe, exams stresc.
- Okay, Dasha, that's enough to calm himself.

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Infomercial: It creates too much noise?He began to take up too much space?You do not know where to put it?Give your son to the army!

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He was an ordinary cat.Eating sour cream, I lay on the stove.But the army and got to him.Watch the video - "Puss in Boots."

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Get the Criminal Code - the most detailed price list of extreme fun!

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Our company is on the transport of debris makes the following warranty: If you are not satisfied with our work, we will refund your trash in the double size.

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Puppies welterweight boxer.

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military enlistment office invites young people aged from 18 to 27 years old in a fascinating two-year cruise to the northern seas.Meals and uniforms at our expense.

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Forget about the pain in the joints.Forget about dandruff and caries.Forget about everything, because now you have me, sclerosis!