" Signs with laughter " ( funny sayings , humor , fun )

* * * If the third day, do not want to work, then was Wednesday.

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If you wake up in the morning and you do not have to get up, then you slept standing.

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If drank well, so bad in the morning!If in the morning well, then drank bad !!!

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If you are traveling in a car and you hit hard - go out and see if hit from behind - to adding money, and if the front - to decrease.

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Condom found your wife in your coat to buy suitcases ...

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If a headache - so it is ...

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If the husband to his wife opens the car door, then it's either a new car or a new wife.

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better visible chest - the worse a person is saved.

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If leaving the premises, you will be hooked on the doorknob, then be sure to come back.

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If there were circles around the sun - it is time to ventilate the room and wash the windows.

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low-flying pigeons on his head - to wash.

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who searches knows something.

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minute laughter adds years of life.Co

nditionally.

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If you again recovered at 5 kg per week, then this diet you advised best friend.

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Children's wisdom: if the mother is laughing at dad's jokes, so the house guests.

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go to work - for money.

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If you whisk crumbs from the table onto the floor by hand - a quarrel with his wife.

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If a woman is deceiving you, it means you care about her.

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If the horse tells you that you're crazy, the way it is ...

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path to the fridge woman goes through her heart.

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If you woke up with a girl, which met yesterday, and it does not go away, then it's your wife ...

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If you came home late, and his wife yousmiling, then you are in someone else's apartment.

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If you invite a girl to dance, and she agreed ... Do not rejoice: first, you still have to dance.

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If you woke up this morning in the shoes, so there will be a headache.

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If the husband brings flowers for no reason - then the cause is still there.

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If two consecutive days pouring rain, so tomorrow, Monday, and you have to go to work.

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If the road you crossed a black cat with empty buckets - happiness can not wait!

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People watching.In a family where the mother is very poorly prepared, always a fat dog.