"One more question ! " (Humor , jokes , funny sayings )

* * * Will there ever recorded in the Red Book: "Last bastard"?

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Say, so there is still Santa Claus or not?And the mother says, what to eat, and the wife laughs!

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And why in all children's hospitals Aibolit drawn?He's a vet!

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That is why when you begin to fix something, then after 15 minutes of hunting to make at least the way it was before?

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Is not the wisdom of Solomon, that he ignored the advice of his many wives?

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I here somewhere sow reasonable, good, eternal - one did not find?

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What next year the flu virus in the Chinese calendar?

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Where to find liquid from relieving stress after makeup remover?

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If winning is not important, then why keep score?

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Say, you do not alarming, that fairy tale about Kolobok, half bread forest talking?

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wonder whether to accept the plastic surgery by a doctor, whose waiting room hung with reproductions of Picasso?

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Why Men watching football on TV is not at hom

e, and go to the stadium, we also do not go to Mexico to watch soap operas?

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How would weather to call to nature as not to offend?

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Why, as soon as the health, it would be desirable to immediately drink?

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This salary, or I get them mixed up with the tip?

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Well, why should I seek your soul mate?To me it was 1,5?

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How do I get a kitten to shit in the right shoes?

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State Duma adopted a law allowing the closing of the newspaper and other media for several publications "false information".And where will now publish weather forecasts?

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Surrounded by enemies ... Where to take so many dinner ?!

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Why boxing gloves gloves called, if it actually mittens?

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Stew from banks, etiquette spoon or fork it should have?

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wonder why, when asked the reason for the divorce, and the registration of marriage - not?

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Well, how to tackle corruption in the country, which make money on the width of the envelope?

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As it turns out, the secretary in charge of beautiful and smart to ask how?

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Have you ever tried to sneeze with your eyes open?

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Is a mess in my head - food for thought?

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How can this woman from one kilogram of sweets to grow fat on the 5 kilos?