" Yes hihanki hahanki " ( jokes , funny sayings , humor )

* * * mother tells her son:
- Son, if you a nice boy, and play the piano, I'll buy you a popsicle.
- And Dad promised me two popsicle, if I do not play ...

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One person sends his friend SMS:
- What do not you take the phone?
He comes in response sSMS:
- I forgot your phone at home.

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Every mother hopes her daughter will find a husband more worthy than her own ... But she is confident that her son will never find a wife as good as the one found his father.

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Note motorists.In order to carry out the most complete and comprehensive diagnosis of your car completely free of charge, enough to drive any car market to dealers and offer them to buy your car ...

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priest nailed planks to the fence around his house.Nearby stands a small boy and pulls off his curious little eyes.
- You're probably going to be a carpenter, baby?- Asks the priest.
- No, I'm just wondering what the priests say, hitting thumb with a hammer.

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Kum godfather asks:
- Hey, brother, follo

w the moonshine, I've got to go to the city.
- How to monitor it?
- Yes easier - here's a coil is necessary to expose the banks and into the two buckets of water pour her.

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godfather sat behind the machine, changed a couple of cans, and then picked up two buckets of water and went.He returned with full buckets, and in the house of two policemen:
- Well, that, will, therefore, be the protocol?
- Write: "It was on the street, look, godmother of the house is smoke.I thought that the fire and came with two buckets of water to put out, and there is, sit two policemen and moonshine chase! »

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car with a woman behind the wheel at high speed passes under a brick, three flies onred light, rushes in the opposite lane, jumps between two trucks ... Behind her, police, siren, flashing lights, finally, the machine is pressed against the side of the road.Woman stops the motor and asks her husband, who, half dead, sitting next:
- Well, that already passed, finally, your hiccups?

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One woman tells her friend:
- What you have a cool hairstyle, so you go!
- That's what I think so too, - she responds without the slightest hint of modesty.
- And, in general, hair needs careful care.
Here in conversation interferes with her 5-year-old daughter:
- Yes, Mom rightly says, it is their every evening before going to bed, neatly stacked in a bedside table.