" Laugh together! "( Funny sayings , humor , fun )

* * * Life - it is striped like a zebra.a special kind of zebra displayed for Russia, which Malevich painted on his well-known square.

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There were no signs of trouble in the early morning of the July sun - no young pupyrchatye, just from a bed, crunchy cucumbers, or even smelling a huge mug of warm cow fresh milk ...

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Eyyafyatlaokudlnulo Nice!- Icelandic boys were happy, exploding firecracker.

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ad.I will share for a small fee your smile with any hypochondriac and misanthropic.

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first sign of old age - when you spend time at the wake more often than birthdays.

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elderly owners to clean up the apartment before the arrival of guests, and the young owners - after their departure.

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the age of thirty a woman develops an ideal man, which is suitable for any kid.

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Medical News.The donor liver has stolen alcoholic.

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recipe.Cocktail "House Oblonskys".Mix all.

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Siberian scientists have developed dumplings cloning technology.

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In the old days in the case of famine writing paper was in writing.

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Moles are not afraid to dig under the ground, at night, in a dense forest ... Because they do not see and think that's not scary.

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For some women need an approach with affection.For others - it is better with a sable or mink.

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longer hibernation, the bears nicer.

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Eld afraid of only women - men do not have time to be frightened.

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But I still broke decorum!

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Least of all resemblance to the original - in the self-portraits.

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Crocodiles and to this day believe that the person is 100% of the food.

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the Government of a number of African countries have decided to combine the example of the European monetary system in their countries and to introduce a new currency in the African revolution.Analysts attribute this decision to the instability of the course Tiger claw, fang Lion, goat's tail to the base currency of the region Wisteria bead.

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Gala cocktail "Who whom?": 500 grams of vodka, 50 g of Viagra.

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A little to eat bruderbrod butershaft?

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Youth passes quickly, and then requires other stupid excuses.

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losing weight on three diets.According to one not to load.

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intelligent woman compliments are used to assess men, stupid - the self-assessment.

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Feng Shui - is the doctrine according to which people are happy, moving things in his apartment.