"Tell me if the case ... "

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After 20-30 years of real men run out.The world is full of Chinese fakes.

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autopsy revealed - the corpse was asleep!

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erogenous point g in women is at the end of the word "shopping".

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Want to hear a cool story?0tprav SMS to his wife's room, saying, "I know everything!How could you »

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conceptually - it means mysterious and meaningless.

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was no sex in the USSR.It's that time raging in China.

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my mother-in-law - my friend.

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hard to live in a country where cold weather tight vodka!

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Only at the end of the work we usually find out why it was necessary to start it.

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In order to get a woman, tell her that you are impotent.It definitely check it out.

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Help!As I infuse a bottle of vodka!

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Evil tongues say ... A good lick languages!

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heavier earrings, the Muscular ears.

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Black Day - is when pours out all the detail of the piggy bank and really think it's a good amount of mone

y.

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experience is needed in order not to repeat the mistakes and make new ones.

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It was thought today for lunch, "Something too expensive myself get around ...»

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Life gave a crack that has ceased to flow seamlessly.

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He has behind him - a great experience!And once there were wings ...

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Life goes on stripes - black and blacker ...

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Beautiful woman - a terrible force!And the ugly - so ugly ... ...

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Why vodka to drink with a friend, and the wine and cheese can be?

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Intimacy does not offer!I agree because ...

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And whether you have enough sense not to try to be clever?

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man to drag in bed Woman in principle, capable of any meanness.Beat it can only be a woman, firm chooses to get married ...

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Ties, laces and tongue untied always at the most inopportune moment.

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Did you know that when a person hiccups - it must be like to be scared, and it will stop the hiccups.And begin to stutter ...

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Cultural man is not he who does not matter at women, and the one who does not notice when women do.

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good to be a turtle - all life taschishsya.

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Sculpture in front of the Ministry of Emergency Situations, "and Protivominin Protivopozharsky".

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Vodka is able to make this evening a beautiful, but by tomorrow morning.

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momentary weakness with age are reduced to a-second.