Not a day without laughter !

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For given a knife it is necessary to give the ransom.Or even just for show you the knife.

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leaves for rain - a good sign.Another good sign - go to Thailand, the Emirates, in Europe.

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Immediately after the big holiday not wash the dishes and sweep the floor not because laziness.This tradition, nothing can be done.

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Do not wash the floor until someone from the family is on the road.Come and she will wash.

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Money can not take the left hand (this is bad for the heart) and right hand (because they harm the liver).Money is best to grab with both hands.

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Over the hostages should definitely pay a lot of money though, and they either die or run away.

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To be happy in marriage, tradition advises the bride before the wedding, at the last time his head against the thought.

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You can not shake hands across the threshold of the cabinet.

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can not stick an ax in a cupboard - a quarrel with his wife can not be avoided!

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Letting wife in "just to see that there is a" supermarket - high costs.

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After 20-30 years of real men run out.The world is full of Chinese fakes.

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conceptually - it means mysterious and meaningless.

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was no sex in the USSR.It's that time raging in China.

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my mother-in-law - my friend.

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hard to live in a country where cold weather tight vodka!

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Only at the end of the work we usually find out why it was necessary to start it.

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In order to get a woman, tell her that you are impotent.It definitely check it out.

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Evil tongues say ... A good lick languages!

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Black Day - is when pours out all the detail of the piggy bank and really think it's a good amount of money.

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experience is needed in order not to repeat the mistakes and make new ones.

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It was thought today for lunch, "Something too expensive myself get around ...ยป

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Life gave a crack that has ceased to flow seamlessly.

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He has behind him - a great experience!And once there were wings ...

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Life goes on stripes - black and blacker ...