" Just anecdote " ( stories , jokes , funny sayings )

* * * child after a visit to the Zoo wrote in the book about how to spent the weekend: "I saw a deer.He has our hanger on the head. "

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conversation between two blondes.
- Imagine, put 150 rubles for the phone, removed the commission of 7 rubles and 50 rubles take 5 rubles.
- So you put the next three times with 50 ...

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«And now for the owner of a brand new sports BMW, in which just hit a girl in the" Peugeot ", a song by Igor pass Talkova" Tellwhere you come from? !! »

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In Japan, invented a camera with such a high speed, there is a chance to get a picture of a woman with closed mouth.

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- The Holy Father, I am a sinner in the fact that you look several times a day in the mirror and see how beautiful I am.
- Go on, my child.It is not a sin.This is just a delusion ...

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Converse three friends.One says:
- My husband can not stand dogs!
second:
- And my cats can not stand!
Third:
- A mine does not make a bucket of garbage!

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Blonde bought posh car.After a month in the breakdown service bell rings:
- Tell me how to open the trunk.
call a month later:
- What trunk closed?

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wife says to her husband why he has changed with the occasional young man.
- He came a skinny, dirty, ragged, hungry ... Well, I allowed him to be washed, fed, watered, give your old shirt and suit ... And he asks: "Tell me, you still can not find what-nibud than her husband does not use »

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-? I have come to inform you that my wife was gone.
- Fill in the form and describe its signs.
- Okay, but under the condition when you find it, do not show her form.

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Two friends met in a restaurant.
- I came here because my wife can not stand watching and kuhney.- I because my loves.

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talk to two women in a train compartment.More flirtatious asks:
- How much would you give me yo?
- Are you her little?

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rich Russian takes the phone.
- This is a call from the garage.Here is your wife drove us to repair his car, but we do not know who will pay ...
- all clear, there is no problem, I'll pay for the repair her car ...
- No, we want to know who will payfor the repair of our workshop?

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