"Can not be?!"

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Rhinoceros very badly sees.But its weight is no longer his problem.

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Men - like stews, but should be good then.

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If the fate of escaped - it means not destiny.

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to wake his wife, it is necessary to affectionately call her a false name.

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highest degree of embarrassment - two views encountered in the keyhole.

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order in some places, much to lose weight, we must not exist in some places!

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The less human brain, the more it fits foolish thoughts.

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If the dispute with the girl you are armed with only logic, facts and common sense - you have no chance.

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most worthy of respect fear - fear to offend people.

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healthy person does not need a sport, and the sick - is harmful.

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The biggest mistake we all from time to time allow, it is when we believe that others understand what we mean.

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life to live - this is not a chess game pawn depart.Doydёsh until the last line - will not become a queen.

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Nothing bothers people with a bad conscience, as the guilty conscience of others.

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decent salary - this is when it is necessary to get the next one, and you're still not spent the previous.

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Electronics has made flat-panel TVs, the money made flat TV and flat mind made many viewers.

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Women are becoming more beautiful only at maturity, to a large extent owe to these men, not schadivshim their young.

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If you promise a bright future - it's time to start off on a rainy day.

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not attach importance to today's sorrows.Tomorrow you will be new.

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We often do not find what are looking for, because it rarely looks the way we want it.

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last hope - is barely smoldering ember in the ashes of burned-out capabilities.

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All have the right to stupidity.Just some of them abused.

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Intuition allows the woman to not only foresee good, but not bad mistakes.

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Through love, time passes quickly, and thanks to the time passes unnoticed love.

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This is usually a feminist looks like that no one gentleman is not enough vodka to love her.

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a poor talent, that self-assessment is required fans.

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If people have nothing to brag about, they boast of their misfortunes.

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The speed of sound is sometimes very low: it is often what you say to your children as a teenager comes to them only when they turn 40.

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must believe inhis lucky star, even when the sky is overcast fate tightly trouble.

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Self-deception - an elegant and refreshing drink, after a long period of use which occurs most severe hangover sober self-esteem.

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Instead of becoming happier, some are ready to accept the fact that they have.

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Well exhausted the possibilities in due course be filled due to the inexhaustible spring of accidents.

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Try to change yourself, and you will realize how insignificant your chance to change others.

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Fear pulls back, curiosity pushes forward, pride stops.It is only common sense nervously headway and foul language.

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Forever Unforgiven remain those who have seen us weak.

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We frankly do not like those who have an opinion, and not ours, and secretly hates those who follow our path, but not their own.

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invades the soul does not hear the words, as seen in their thoughts.

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True friendship knows no envy, and true love - coquetry.

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We can always close your eyes to what we see, but we are powerless to close the heart that we feel.

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Intuition - it is the most accurate instrument for weighing the odds.

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righteous life starts to when the sinful do not remain no effort or money.

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Life - it is a tragedy for the person who feels, and comedy for the one who thinks.

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Fate determines who should get in our lives, and the heart - who remain.

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value you start with a self-sacrifice for the sake of those you love, you end up with hatred for those who sacrificed themselves.

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Those who come after you, as a rule, very different goals, but those who go against - one goal.