Joke of the day

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Tractor raced across the field, slightly smelling ...

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summer with all the guys we went to hike with an overnight stay, and took with them only what is necessary: ​​potatoes, tent andMaria Ivanovna.

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Lermontov died in the Caucasus, but he loved it not so!

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Plyushkin piled in a corner at a whole bunch and every day there under.

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Lena went to a duel in the trousers.They parted, and a shot rang out.

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Dantes was not worth a damn Pushkin.

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courtyard entered two horses.These were the sons of Taras Bulba

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Onegin liked Byron, so he hung it over the bed.

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Gerasim put a saucer on the floor, and began to poke him a muzzle.

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Onegin was hard inside, and he came to relieve Tatiana.

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Bolkonsky often went to look the oak, which he looked like as two peas.

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Lermontov was born with my grandmother in the village where his parents lived in St. Petersburg.

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Chatsky went through the anus and pod

pёrnul door with a stick.

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Gerasim Mume poured boiling.

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Poor Lisa tore flowers and it fed his mother.

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Khlestakov sat in the cart and shouted: "Drive on, my dear, to the airport!"

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Chatsky father died in childhood.

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Pierre was a man of the world, and peed so spirits.

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Under the old age of his cancer chained to the bed.

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Suddenly Herman heard the squeak of the springs.It was the old princess.

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Kabaniha groped Katerina soft spot every day and pressured him.

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at Rostov had three daughters: Hatasha, Sonya and Nikolay.

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Taras sat on the horse.The horse bent, and then laughed.

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Tatiana soul is full of love and can not wait, as if to douse it with someone.

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It was the French regiment and Kutuzov.

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Onegin was a rich man: in the morning he was sitting in the dressing room and then went to the circus.

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Peter jumped off the pedestal and ran for Eugene loudly tsokaya hooves.

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hoc Gogol filled with the deepest content.

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deaf-mute Gerasim did not like gossip and told the truth.

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Turgenev satisfy neither fathers nor children.

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These girls like Olga, have long been fed up with Onegin, and Pushkin, too.

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With Mikhail Lermontov I met in kindergarten.

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Gerasim ate at four, and worked alone.

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Pechorin stole Bela in a rush of feelings and wanted by her love closer to the people.But he did not succeed.Not managed it and it is with Maksim Maksimych.

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Bazarov loved the different insects and made them vaccinated.

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Pugachev granted a fur coat and a horse from his shoulder.

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Chichikov many positive features: it is always shaved and smells.

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silky blond curls were beaten out from under her lace apron.

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Chichikov drove in a carriage with a raised ass.

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On the way to Bogucharovo Bolkonsky as old oak, flourished and turned green.

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FAMUSOV condemns his daughter for what Sofia in the morning and already a man.

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Grushnitski was aiming carefully on the forehead, the bullet grazed knee.

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poets of the XIX century were thin-skinned people: they are often killed in duels.

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Hatasha was true Russian nature, very fond of nature and often went out into the yard.

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Here he first learned Russian colloquial speech of the nurse Arina.

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With the second act of Sophia and Molchalin they sat under the stairs Chatsky.

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first successes of Pierre Bezukhov in love was bad - he just got married.

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Chatsky was self-sufficient.On that says, at least, his lack of children.

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Chairman so took milkmaids of living that increased milk production immediately.

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Prince Oleg had predicted that he would die from a snake that come out of his skull.

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Decembrists gained greater potency and poured it on the Senate Square.

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Then fighter remembered that in the pocket of his rifle!

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"at least one eye will look at Paris ..." - I wanted to Kutuzov.

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army ran, and ran ahead Hapoleon losing their greatness and honor of every minute.

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Raskolnikov awoke and reached for a sweet ax.

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Ha riverbank milkmaid milking a cow, and reflected in the water all the way around.

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Countess was riding in a carriage with a raised, folded in an accordion backwards.

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Old Isergil was unapproachable as a tanker.

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Anna Karenina did not find any of this man and because fell under a train.

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Papa Carlo knocked Pinocchio.

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Frogs rode in pairs in the direction of the swamp, where committed suicide.

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The poem is written in rhyme that is often seen in the poet.

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Gogol's work was characterized by a trinity.One foot he stood in the past, and the other foot in the future, and between his legs was a terrible reality.

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density of the Australian population is 4 square meters per person.

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Ha foreground begins the footpath.Ha background footpath continues.

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great Russian painter Levitan was born into a poor Jewish family.

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boy in the boat rowed quickly rockers.

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Of all the female beauty Maria Bolkonskaya were only the eyes.

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converged Anna and Vronsky quite new, unacceptable way for the country.

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Caterpillar, ran headlong from Sparrow.

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My friend snub nose gently rolling in the neck.

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When Onegin as Tatiana deepen and expand.