Women funny sayings

Forget about the past, more profit ...

No, I do not mind, just do not agree!

you here again?As you are fickle!

Only occasionally I sat up with a diet ...

... I will not go back, because it does not go away.

I look pretty good, but not often.

Men are easier, their mother-in-love ...

Yes agree at last: I am not stubborn!

He was so silent that I want to undress ...

I'm in the third marriage.Male - in the latter.

Love without memory, without memory ... ... anyone? ..

He succeeded in pink glasses my glass ...

... I'm expensive, especially in clothing.

No, before the wedding, he did not stutter ...

I married not very good, but live ...

I will keep you faithful with interest ...

years go by, I still have thirty ...

his eyes read: seven classes ...

Interference happiness - and you are overweight.!!

How touching it .. Just do not hand ..

That scoundrel: red - and not lying!

What is money?This surrender !!!

all behind: we'll turn around!

Taste me beautiful.The smell, too.

smitten ... I do not spot, but on the floor.

compare her character and my bust!My better!

You're right, I'm smart, but the coat I just ...

How timid to resist it ... difficult ...

truth is dearer to me is not so!

And my mom, and the Ministry of Health warned ...

He said nothing - and I believed him ...

If you loved me, like beer!

Yes, a lot of women, but more than rivals ...

... literally looking into the mouth.As a dentist.

in your arms, I not only lose the honor ...

handsome as a god.But vykormlen wolf!

Well be okay drunk, so he also bald ...

pointedly silent, and clearly asks!

and feel: it's mine, as it is disgusting ...

In bed, he is like a god: do not snore!

There are many children: does not like semolina ...

I believe, and you manage someone's life to spoil!

... no matter what, no matter where, no matter with whom ...

Time heals, but the outcome is always fatal ...

"The meaning of life from the kitchen looks different ..."

All in a latherbut keep yourself in the hands of ...

Now I'm not after the first kiss ...

Fate, baring his teeth, smile ...

I have nothing to hide, but wanted to hide ...

... well,, changed ... but from the force - time ..

How many days bezyntimnyh lived ..

no, not in vain you yesterday brushed my teeth ...

need love, like money daily!.

Pro composure do not know, but in my possession ... strong

With a credit card, not only life is beautiful ...

My grief is light: it has faded ...

Love passed, the left - the rest ...

All the non-standard figures from year to year ...

I want out of high school - the middle class!

fell asleep without saying goodbye ... divorce!

like me, a little bit: I just ...

In your eyes is all in addition to meaning.

You insulted not suddenly, but gradually.

You do not see.Is this not happiness?

Miss you like on stagnation ...

closed his timid "no" decisive "yes".

That Well, whether on -Your: snow white and cold.

Gave me a vacuum cleaner, probably married ..

castles in the air, I do not build, only the eyes.

He told me a lover, even for my husband documents.

He is a bachelor, no other advantages.

love he is a master, and married candidate.

He smiled sincerely, cynically.

I demand now, but not right away!

I do not expect you to romance.Only proposals.

It's time to put up, tomorrow payday ...

Tomorrow I hysterics and shopping.