About us - lovely ladies ... and for them too!

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Helzya be a little bit pregnant.

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Women's sign: if a long time do not need Tampax, means exactly will soon need diapers.

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If the traffic light woman came up, the colors he would be following in
red shirt with white polka dots, yellow
in oblique black stripes
and green with gold sparkles.

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Promotion of manufacturers test for pregnancy:
exchange positive test rattle!

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There's good where we have not.Are you still in doubt?Then we go to you!

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If you saw a man, a woman lowers her eyes, so he told her npavyatsya.If a man saw a woman lowers her eyes, it means that he npavyatsya her legs.

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When the bad man - he is looking for a woman.When a man is good - he is looking for another one.

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average woman prefers to be beautiful, but not smart, because the average man sees better than uptake.

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Before the wedding, they say to each other: "I'm just like you," and after the wedding: "You only like me."

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"A woman does not lie ever - it just does not remember what she said a moment ago."

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Zhenschina dolzhna odevatcya tak, chtoby ee myzhchine hoteloc pazdet!

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If a man opens a car door to his wife, then it or a new car or a new wife

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If a woman tells a man that he is smart, then she realizes thatthe second a fool she finds.

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Zanuda - is the one with whom to sleep easier than to explain that you do not want.

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"No" means yes, "do not know" is not "yes" does not mean anything.

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"... but if you want something big and clean - wash an elephant!"

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"Well, well, I'm wrong, but you can, at least, ask my forgiveness?"

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woman wants much, but from one man, and the man wants one, but from many women.

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I'm not a vlyublena.Just like me ...

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Hi so that does not spoil the family life as personal sekretarsha.

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If a man does not think what he is doing, you can be sure that he is doing what he thinks.

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figure flaws are hidden boldness of its demonstration.

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Caring man a woman is especially effective if it does not erase it, and do not prepare food.