Funny phrases

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sale dvuhyarostnaya baby stroller with a double wall.

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valuables and money hand over banschitsa.For lost things banschitsa not responding.(Announcement in the bath)

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Urgent firewood sold, used.

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to you so reached as paid.(Poster on the bus)

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better to work tomorrow than today.(Poster)

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Children should result in clean, neat, clipped, with spare linens and initials (From the rules in kindergarten)

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Tov.Residents!Due to the prolonged absence of hot and cold water in part require the mandatory payment of these services.FCC Administration.

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"Eat carrots, onions and horseradish, Will, like Sophia Loren."(Poster in the dining room)

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6 May - Net Friday, all appear in dirty overalls.

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Comrades Eastern European males breed, go to the ring.(Announcement on the dog show)

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Attention, fellow vacationers!We at the beach is a camel with him the photographer.Camel will be two days, the photographer - one.Wishes, come to the cam

el.

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passengers Comrades!In the middle of the cabin forks.(Ad bus driver.)

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Reception influenza patients in sobering-up station.(Announcement in the clinic)

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Barbershop poddavalschitsa required.

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in mind in order to avoid child injuries do not allow children to bring in d / garden sweets.(Advertisement in kindergarten)

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Tomorrow kindergarten will be held Saturday territory cleaning.Parents who have not participated in the clean, children will not be issued.

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sale goat, lamb will be in February due to the mistress of the disease.

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Attention shoppers!Remember!Buying tobacco, lung cancer affects 10 times more likely than non-smokers.(Ad in the store)

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Ware accepted without etiquette.(Announcement on the point of receiving dishes)

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Orders for long-distance calls are not accepted.No voices.(Announcement on the negotiation clause)

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Shop is closed for removal of fire-prevention measures.

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better than a duel, you can win the heart of a woman fragrant gift.(Advertising in the shop)

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Today will go to the movie "Midshipman Panin" (featuring former Shtirlitsa).(From posters)

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Patients at 7 o'clock in the morning to bury all.(Announcement in the eye ward)

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Arrived bus route Makhachkala - Kizlyar.There are no seats.Have a good trip!(Manager Ad bus)