Smile - the blonde !

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The blonde asked:

- What have you got bandaged hand?

- Yes, yesterday woodpecker fed with palm ...

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Blonde:

- Girl, you get out at the next stop?

- No, I've been through one.

- Then let's change?

- That is, I next, and you through one?

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One blonde - other:

- I'm pregnant!

- Look, you have four children, and everything from Michael!Why do not you marrying him?

- I do not like ...

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talk to two blondes:

- I need to buy three new hats.The first - for every day.Second - for the weekend.

- And the third?

- Third?Clearly - the envy of a neighbor!

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Two blondes are going to buy a car ...

- Mash, you will never understand the machines!What is going to take?

- Il Kramers course ..

- Mash, and you machine apart?What is Mercedes, and what is not a Mercedes ?!

- you fool, Il, they have the same string on the hood ....

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Why do blondes do not wear watches?

- Because every "tick-tock" - two calories

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On the night of 29 March

30, many blonde bent over dictionaries.They translated the clock.

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blonde girlfriend says:

- Imagine, yesterday I jumped with a parachute!

- And what did you see from a height?

- Nothing, I have ridden up skirt ...

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blonde walks into the plane, took a window seat.He walks up to her man and says:

- Girl, please go to your place!

- and I'm good here.

- All right, then take the wheel in your hands and take off.

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Blonde:
- And what kind of a hole in my shoe?
- This leg ...

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rings blond friend said punctured tire, but in a strange way - on top of the wheel inflated, and a flat bottom ...

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husband-wife blonde:

- You've become a lot of time and money to spend on hair salon.

- What to do?Many people say that my head is not right.

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talk to two blondes:

- Interesting device these cars.That's how you look, for example, in the rearview mirror.

Other answers:

- all this bullshit, they just called, I looked how they never saw behind him.

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Blonde:

- Man!Could you help me, I can not multiply 17 by 23!

Man:

- Girl, it intercom, but not a calculator!