Cheesy dictionary

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optimist - a person who, without the ruble in his pocket oyster orders, hoping to pay for it found a pearl inside.

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The secret is that we have to tell everyone individually.

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neckline is the art of a woman to be naked just enough to be considered dressed.

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Claustrophobia - a fear of closed spaces.For example, I go to the liquor store and I'm afraid that has already been closed.

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Wisdom - is when the priest calmed down and not looking for anything.

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Russian Saturday - a day when those who never litter, clean up after everyone else ...

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Marriage - is when the desire to have every day fresh shirt dwarfsthe fact that it is a strait.

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Randomness - the sudden inevitable.

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brain - an organ whose activities sometimes result belies the fact of its existence.

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Bach man, devoid of the many joys of fear to gain them forever.

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Racism - is when the white iPhone is more expensive than black.

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Happiness is when people who do not suit you, you do not fit.

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Education - this is what makes people illiterate, incompetent people.

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place - a place where people are afraid to lose each other.

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Aquarium - an interactive TV for cats.

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Rake - our worst offensive weapon!

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Bummer - a person who does not pretend to be working

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Independence - is the ability to send the one you think is right, when he sees fit, wherever you thinkfit.

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Umbrella - it is not a means of protection from the rain.This means protection from people passing by with the same umbrella.

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Growing up - this is when you buy juice instead of beer, because it is really tasty.

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Feng Shui - is when the refrigerator is placed next to the computer.

Loneliness - is when you have a lot of friends, but each of them there is someone closer than you.

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midlife crisis - a realization that the prostatitis and hemorrhoids you already have, and "Lexus" yet ...