These funny MEN !

Men like to cook barbecue on the coals.Any business (even cooking) becomes an interesting man, if danger is involved.

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.Firstly, they had already experienced the pain, and secondly, they know what to buy jewelry.

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Marrying a divorced man is justified from an environmental point of view.In our world of men is less than women - and it is well known that any resource that is not enough a lot, to be reused.

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Men - very confident people.Some of them are so confident that when watching sports on television, think that if concentrate hard enough, you will be able to help his team.

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Men like phones with lots of buttons.It makes them feel important.

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Men like to read the newspaper in the morning first.The idea that he was not the first is upsetting to their psyches.

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All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship."These six words can strike fear in most of General Schwarzkopf.

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Men are sensitive in strange ways.If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it as a personal insult.

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The average male body temperature is higher than that of women.If winter in your apartment is cold, it is recommended sleep in the same bed with a man.Men - like portable heaters that snore.

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Women take clothing much more seriously than men.Nobody has ever seen a man who would walk into a party and said in despair: "Oh, my God!I'm at a loss!It's probably best to leave.I see another man, wearing a black tuxedo! "

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Most men hate to shop.That's why the men's department is usually located on the ground floor two inches from the front door.

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If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more components, consider that he is serious.

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If you meet with a man, and I think that it suits you better than the others, because it:

a) got older

b) got a new job

c) consulted a psychiatrist- for a nasty surprise.The fact that the theory of the cocoon and the butterfly can be applied only in respect of cocoons and butterflies.

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When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

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Most women interaspektivny:

- Am I in love?

- whether I am satisfied emotionally and creatively?

Most men ekstraspektivny:

- Did my team win?

- How's my car?

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If a man says, "I'll call you" and does not ring, it does not mean that he forgot to do it, it does not mean that he lost your phone number, it does not mean that he died.This means that he does not want to call you.

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rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem."Get out" and "I do not want to see you again" might sound like a challenge.If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I love you ... I want to marry you ... I want to have your children."Sometimes they leave skid marks.

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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes.Women tend to have no such high self-esteem, because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

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Menopause in men is considerably funnier than women.With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes.Male menopause, get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

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Men forget everything, while women do not forget anything.That is why the broadcast of sports often show repeats