humorous advice

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you say that you are smart and beautiful, do not argue - people are not persuaded ...

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kneel only necessary before the woman who then pat youpants.

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If a person can not swallow the insult, it is necessary to chew!

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If you are afraid to get better, drink before you eat 50 grams of cognac.It dulls the sense of fear.

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Do not put off till tomorrow, from which you can enjoy today.

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Never call a person a fool before you take the money from him.

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Come to the exam with a clear head.In many ways, it is necessary to understand the first time.

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Share killed bear's skin is better to do with it.

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If you want to cook yeast dough, yeast, and you do not - there is nothing you do not get.

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Phrases like: "Now I'll show you our family album!" Or "Look at how learning to our son!" Significant savings products and drinks.

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thesis will be successful, if a banquet on this occasion to hold for 2-3 hours prior to prote

ction.

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Shoes will be worn for much longer, if you do not buy a new one.

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If you want to lose weight, then undress naked, sit in front of the mirror and start there.The method is very effective, since in this case, you are immediately thrown out of the restaurant.

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young mistress on a note.Remember that a modest bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table, but will hide your culinary misses.

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If a woman is wrinkled, her need to stroke.

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If you want to work - lie down, sleep, and everything goes!

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If nothing else helps, read, finally, user manual.

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If you do not admit to the trough - hryukni.

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If you have a heart of a cat scratching - pour them into the valerian.

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path to the fridge woman goes through her heart.

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In all it is necessary to comply with the measure, even modesty.

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woman can tell the truth, and with only three boxes.

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If you really love a woman like that to her was not ashamed to appear in the eyes of his wife.

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bad habit of drinking vodka in the evenings creates a wonderful habit of drinking morning mineral water.

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Never anybody did not ask.Just take away, and let them ask from you, and you think.

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Note for girls will make a lasting impression, if a note to write on a piece of paper out of your checkbook.

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Do not repeat the mistakes of others - do your own.

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To lose weight, you have to sleep, or during a meal, or only in a dream.

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never asked her opinion on any matter.All the same, it will express it to you.And more than once, and moreover always different.

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better wear horns, hooves than discarded.

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freshly bought cheese to be stored for much longer, if you do not eat it on the first day.

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If you are caught in a lie, you need something urgently to lie.

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If you become like a photograph in his passport - immediately go on vacation!