Christmas fun

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From December 31 to January 7, Russian celebrate holy week Vdrabadan.

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Childhood ends when you want, to desire fulfilled is not Santa Claus and Snow Maiden.

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Very few people know it, but for decorating an apartment on New Year's enough to throw a firecracker in vinaigrette!

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Hello, Grandfather Frost!Maybe last year I wrote the wrong word Rorsshe ...

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- Honey, I want the New Year ... fur coat ...

- My hostess you!Tomorrow I'll go buy beet and herring !!!

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People sign: "If you see a sober Santa Claus, then it probably is - Santa Claus!"

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Dear Santa Claus, I was a good girl all year ... Hmm ... Well, almost the whole year ... Hmm ... Well, sometimes ... Hmmm ... Well, a couple of times, that's exactly it was!Oh, come on!I buy all by herself!

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- What is solitude?

- This is when the New Year congratulates you do not even spam emails!

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- Well as the New Year meet?

- Yes, as a gift ...

- How's that?

- All night under the tree lain ...

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After the New Year a man on the street turns to the policeman:

- How to get to the station?

- Right.

- Well, then, I do not walk ...

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- Sema, as the New Year will be met?

- I've already thought of everything and has planned, it will be something unforgettable and unique!

- Nazhrёshsya?

- Well, yes.And how did you know?

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first of January.Parents get a phone call:

- Son, as the New Year meet?

Son, with great difficulty understanding what all ask him:

- I have not seen him ... He came ...

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- What you gave to his wife on New Year's Eve?

- trips to Thailand.

- And it is that to you?

- Dead, Jim!

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programmers asked:

- What will be the upcoming New Year's Eve?

- Whole, positive, odd.

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- Mama, Mama!Christmas tree on fire!

- Son, do not burn, and shines.

- Mama, Mama!Curtains shine!

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Late December ... On column hangs ad: "You can order Santa Claus on the phone ..." Holding the post, is drunk and bitterly crying: "Killers!Fiends!Santa Claus and ordered that ... »

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January 1st.Time to get up for dinner ...

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In the New Year's all coming true, even what at other times you can not sell!

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Three stages of maturity men:

1) He believes in Santa Claus

2) He does not believe in Santa Claus

3) It is Santa Claus

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Christmastoast:

1. For the old year.

2. During the New Year.

3. Sergei, though you was that year like a goat, let's drink!

4. Yes, you and he behaved like a pig, but I drink with pleasure!

5. ... Nothing, ice applications - to pass quickly.Well, I calm down?We drink to friendship!

6. For the ladies present here (Serege longer pour!).

7. I want proiznesty tostopaloeschshomsoschvpyypo ....

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And most of all I love the New Year for a sense of boundless space, which occurs after you threw the tree.

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- In Russia, the most extreme month - January!New Year, Christmas, Old New Year ...

- Why do you need the Old New Year?

- This control shot to the liver!

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telephone survey conducted by the morning of January 1 gave the following results: "2% of the respondents answered" Yes ", - 3% -"? Hello? "- 95% did not answer."

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- Girls and Father Christmas turns out to be greedy!- How do you know?- And he, instead of me his gift to bring, found the doll that my mother hid in the closet, and put under the Christmas tree.

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Unreal you ... Grandfather Frost Sober some.

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January 1 ...

note on the table:

". Happy New Year, Favorite

P. S. The brine in the refrigerator P. P. S. refrigerator in the kitchen."

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Guessing at 1 January 7 January, 14 January.

Look carefully in what dish you wake up:

1. The "Olivier" - means the year will be held safely and traditionally.

2. The "Mimosa" - year promises to meet new people (most likely, March 8).

3. In the "herring under a fur coat" - the year does not bode well - you still have to buy this year, his wife a fur coat.

4. In a salad with crab sticks - you expect a stormy holiday romance.

5. The "Caesar with chicken" - appoint the head of the department in the office.

6. The "Caesar with shrimp" - will become a sea captain.

7. The salted mushrooms or cucumbers - you will marinate for another year on the old positions without increasing wages.

8. The hot snacks - you're a strong man!

9. The cake - for a trip to Prague!

If you miss and do not hit - a year is unpredictable.

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In every age the person your attitude for the new year:

Childhood: Most to the new year !!!

Maturity: Soon new year.

Aging: Again new year ?!

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After the New Year's wife argues with her husband, who have to wash the dishes.

wife says:

- Come Now wash the dishes one by one!This year it's your turn.

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- What do we do for the New Year?

- vodka drink.

- Let's not turn the holiday into a regular day!