Car humor

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- Explain how you shot down a pedestrian?

- Yes, I have not knocked it!He stopped to give way, and he fainted with surprise.

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Yesterday was the first snowfall.Throughout the city there is a meeting of members of the elite club "Lovers of summer tires"

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Sergey Viktorovich so badly parked that car wrote him "a fool."

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Urgent sell BMW.Inexpensive 2014 onwardsNot broken, everything is there.

himself would have left ... but his wife today on the right passed the 7th time!

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fare rules crossroads for BelAZ: drive up to the intersection, look left to right, to make sure that no other BelAZ, and continue driving.

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Great Russia!And nowhere to put the car ...

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- imagine !!Month did not go behind the wheel, recently I decided to ride.Food, therefore, see - all the shouting, honking, waving their hands.Did you miss, you devils!

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True love is when a man sitting in the front passenger seat of the car instead of the phrase: "Where are y

ou brainless chicken prёsh ?!" reserved says: "Be my little bird closely behind the wheel !!"

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speed limiter only in Russia - a blinking headlights car on the opposite lane.

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motorists note: force protection amulets, talismans and icons can be significantly increased by using Seat belts and comply with speed limits.

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I have one the most romantic man in the world.He wept when his beloved on the hood of his car scratched heart.

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bad when the chicken crosses the street.Even worse, when she at the same time talking on the mobile phone.

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- Do you know why you need to past the traffic police post to pass slowly?

- No, why?

- Well, they're like little children, can suddenly run out on the road!

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wife comes to her husband:

- Honey, my car broke down, the carburetor is exposed to water.

- What do you know!Do you even know what a carburetor ???Where is your car?

- The lake ...

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SMS from his wife: "I pomyyala car!"... My husband, clutching his head:

- Lord, let it be" N "!

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met three old friend.

One says:

- I have a steep jeep with tinted windows.People think I'm a thug, and toured me round.

- And I have a "Mercedes" with flashing lights and numbers thieves!

- I go to bat "Oka".And behind me a sign: "Caution, driving zadenesh failure, the failure will go with you!"So I do two series go round.

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Drunk man on the car crashed into a pillar in a loss says:

- Well, I'm in a drunken board, and where are you climb under the wheels?

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- Comrade Sergeant, there is a left turn?

- Yes, there is, but he paid.

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Policeman slows the car:

- You sign "40" is seen?

- Saw.

- So why you went a hundred rubles faster?

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In Russia, the real prohibition sign is just a concrete block across the road, all the rest - warning: the fare, may have to pay ....