Funny aphorisms : short and to the point

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School - is a place where teachers require students to knowledge in all subjects, while they themselves know one.

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terribly far they are from the people, the Canary Islands!

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Some think that turtles live long.In fact, they live a little, but slowly.

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went first, second went to third went ... So-oo, boys parachutes do not forget, do not forget!

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Intelligent young man looking for a nice girl who would understand and forgive.

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I do suspect that the climax - it is a reward for hard work in bed.

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Born in a shirt - a shirt and died.

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Scientists have found that if you chew food, the choke vitamins, and if you do not chew on - people.

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advertising slogan: "Salt, iodinated - every grain of power of the Great JediĀ»

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As is clear from opinion polls, the most popular place of rest of Russians was and still is the bed.

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life of summer resident - is a constant struggle: with the neighborhood children, who con

sider him their garden, and their children, who consider him a stranger.

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And you also tree is still standing?

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According to statistics, the most popular men's SMSka: "I love you too."

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today seen as trying to remove the snow grader.And he was not cleaned.It turned out that in the snow hid Mazda VH8.

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nervous person is not the one who shouts at slave - it's just a ham.Nervous man who yells at his boss.

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bad lemons after death fall into the lemon-hell.

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Did you know that unscrupulous cockroaches infest student room?

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most difficult job in socks.They actually all day on their feet!

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husband and wife were in a car accident.The wife did not suffer, and her husband escaped with slight cuff.

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Blonde: "I know nothing ...".

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We virus strike - onion peel, garlic!

And then it Remember - beer, vodka, cognac!

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Marry at a time of crisis.I say quietly, preparing delicious head does not hurt.