It is said with a smile, funny sayings , humor , fun

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pump up their muscles from the Internet.

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I, too, server deer!

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I do not I brake, I have arrived.

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Justice easiest to find in the dictionary, with the letter "C".

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Russian people read instructions only when accurately understood that broke.

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The more a woman revolves around the mirror, the more men revolves around women.

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Pessimist - a person who is waiting for trouble, while the optimist receives them.

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in pockets - nulichnost.

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How?You have not read the Picasso?

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omen.If you have a night street asking what day it is - so do not take away the clock and calendars.

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on home soil to grow well scandals.

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Change topic of the day in the joy of the night.

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- Could you give me a lift home?

- Easy!Which floor?

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said the New Year everyone always come true, even the fact that for a year it is impossible to sell.

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Only very few residents of the UAE, who came to Russ

ia in the winter can imagine what a real Dubai.

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crazy.Mind relieved.

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Interesting position of one able to put in the awkward another.

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White spots in the biography of this artificially discolored dark ...

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This memory loss when you can not remember what it was forgotten ...

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For those writers who write only for the sake of money, Muse not strum the harp and melodious rustle of large bills.

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sunset somewhere scandal and can not find.

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When the machine does not start, start up the driver.

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wife nags - husband knocks.

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Everything was fine until we started to figure out - how.

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Over the years, love to a woman turns into a culinary and household dependency.They were the perfect couple: he - a rag, she - a mop.

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- Hey, Bob, I doctor says drinking reduces life by half.How old are you?

- 30.

- if it were not drinking, it would be 60.

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- Are you a couch potato?

- Rather domolys ...

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- Today the cat woke up on old times, like her head to the clocks?

- sneakers.