And if it is true ?( Funny sayings , jokes , humor )

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not kill mosquitoes!They are your blood flowing!

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juice wheat.Without flesh.

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Spider-Man is not afraid of anyone.In addition to the human-sneaker.

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The Russian cars have three doors position: open, closed and not closed.

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Mountain trampled town after town, searching for Mohammed.

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Not so scary fall, as his abrupt end.

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more often look in the mirror, the more I believe Darwin!

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Who twice bygones, that you do not need glasses.

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Fortune smiles on those who did not notice Themis.

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The harder the work, the easier it is to get it.

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To wear glasses, not enough to be smart, you must also see the bad.

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The female logic is different from men's: Men's - is correct, and the women - more interesting.

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To whom neither you come New Year's Eve, all the tables are full of the financial crisis.

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now opened punch, out spilled a whole bunch of holes.

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Let us look at things mo

re widely - in twenty years our difficult time, call the good old days.

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Welcome - this is when a bad person doing bad.

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Man is 70% water, and cucumbers - 90%.Simple calculations can be established that the person 50% cucumber.

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You want ice cream?- No, I want a normal!

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Towards the age manifestation of laziness want to call wisdom.

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If you feel heaviness in the stomach, then too many women are looking for a way to your heart.

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Every woman wants to have a reason to say "A Nightmare!┬╗

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actual ad on the market: "Tomatoes are not massage!┬╗

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I thoughtthat can not be worse.It turned out I just have a poor fantasy ...

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pulls Ilya Muromets to the stone and the inscription: "You in the kidneys Snake Gorynycha┬╗ ...

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Bustour for speech therapists, route Almaty - Kapcheray - Kaskelen - Dzhetygara - Ischiphegdyr - Kostanay.

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The researchers found that in women after 50 years there is a lot more time for skating.

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How do I get a kitten to shit in the right shoes?

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Men are always right and never wrong woman.

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self-taught - a student whose parents do not do it for lessons.

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All men swim, bathe and women, because men wear swimming trunks and women - swimsuit!