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My wife washed my "Lenopom", and for two weeks I did not stick to any one skirt ...

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you disgusted to see every day, the bacteria on the rimthe toilet?And imagine that they see every day ...

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- A box of chocolates "Russia".What could be more delicious?

- They taste boxes can only be candy!

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VARIATIONS use podgyznikov, ass zdo.povo are two fold for ....

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brewer Ivan Taranov loves beer "Pete" yes vodka "eat."

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new pads «Orbit», now without pillowcases

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Try "Harakiri"!Discover inner peace!The juicy flesh of the stomach and all the thrills!"Harakiri" - samurai pleasure!

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pephoti Give one more chance!

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«Timotey» caring for zdo.povo hair vozvpaschaya them former pephot.

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New Kodak cameras specifically for Russia, is now in effect, eliminate red-eye effect is added to eliminate the red nose.

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All appliances are broken!It proved a crowbar!

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Camey - compelling art of intimidation ...

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NESCAFFE Over a cup of even the most secret dreams turn into words, and a bottle of vodka - they turn into action!

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morning, even if you are a little bite cable near a power substation you will Dirol or throat, or eyes from their sockets.

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Since then, I tried a new «Dove», my skin looked younger, became gentle, pleasant to the touch.The pores are open.I felt a surge of courage, new power!Even she was surprised!Although the taste - soap as soap ...

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In the Netherlands, a problem of tooth decay ... Only ten grams of cannabis in toothpaste resolved - and your children begin to brush your teeth is not two, but three, four and evenfive times a day!

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and raised mound.And there was a fire.And there was a battle.And the soldiers returned, but did not find the mound.The eternal story.Theft of building materials ...

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heroin addict boils over a candle.The phone rings.He picks up the phone:

- you still boil?

- Yes ...

- Then we go to you!

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- Again, this heaviness in the stomach.Havernoe exams stresc.

- Okay, Dasha, that's enough to calm himself.

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Infomercial: It creates too much noise?He began to take up too much space?You do not know where to put it?Give your son to the army!

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He was an ordinary cat.Eating sour cream, I lay on the stove.But the army and got to him.Watch the video "Puss in Boots"

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known that the skin around the eye is most sensitive.Laboratory "Garnier" has solved this problem.We transplanted your eyes where the skin is not so sensitive!

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Our company is on the transport of debris makes the following warranty: If you are not satisfied with our work, we will refund your trash in the double size.

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Attention!New product on the world market from the makers of Pedigree and Rastishka!PEDERASTISHKA - buy in the shops of the country ...

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Puppies welterweight boxer.

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military enlistment office invites young people aged from 18 to 27 years old in a fascinating two-year cruise to the northern seas.Meals and uniforms at our expense.

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- Santa, and many in the "Favorite" apple?

- Ten!And that's just in the banana.Imagine how many of them in the tomato!

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He was dressed in shirt of CSKA, Lokomotiv in a hat, scarf in the Dynamo and Spartak put in the sector!Watch on TV "Survivor-3."