Just anecdote

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- What have you got there?Feet on the jelly?How much?Fifty?!And no socks?

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Airplane:

- What are you doing?You're without a parachute?

- Well, so what?Well this is the training jumps.

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53% of women aged between 16 and 29 at least once a day thinking about sex.On the contrary, men at least 53% of the day thinking about sex with a woman between 16 and 29.

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husband returned home, his wife joyfully greets him:

- Imagine, our baby has its first tooth.

- Wow!

- And he took the first step.

- Wonderful!

- But taking the first step, he fell and broke his first tooth, and, having lost the first tooth, the first word he said.

- Excellent!

- But you would know how ...

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second year I think ... Why, why, why, when people say "raffle", all they hear "prizes", and no oneHe draws attention to the "joke" ?!

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From the testimony: "I was sitting at the station, I was approached by an unknown and said he could guess under which cup is the ball at me.I gu

ess could not, put me 500 rubles and fled.Why did he do it - I can not explain. "

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break to study the "War and Peace"?Came SMS to the short number 4242, and they will send "War and Peace" in ten SMS-Kah.

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General anesthesia - this is when the patient goes to sleep with the entire surgical team.

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- man, you miss?

- Not so ...

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beat the lying man's ugly, but it is very effective and safe.

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call receptionist:

- I interfere with the light in the room and the water bath is to turn it off?

- You see, we have hotel-type "all inclusive".

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She looked at him with a look, as if he could not stand for two weeks from home trash.

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on the bench under the clock sits a young man nervously glancing at his wristwatch.To him sits another, gets a thermos, sandwich and asks:

- «For the first time on a date?Foods not stocked ... »

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Do women do not remain the lone defenseless, after the celebration of March 8.

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- you put the mushrooms?

- No thanks, I just love to collect mushrooms!

- As you wish!Can and scatter across the floor.