If a man , if a woman ...

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If they are looking at other women - it's their nature.

If you looked at the other men - you're wrong.

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If you meet with any unfortunate - you're a fool.

If a millionaire - you are prudent.

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If they are still unmarried 30 - they are highly valued free guys.

If you're 30 is not married - "the train has already left."

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If you have a bad mood - you nevrotichka.

If they - the poor: you do not understand them!

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If they see a young, - "Bravo, bravo, bravo!"

If you see a younger, - it was because you needed it urgently.

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If they are obnoxious - just understand them: they had a bad day.

If you are unbearable - you just your days.

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If a woman works - is its merit.

If a man is working - it was his first duty.

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If a man does not work, it is a rag.

If a woman does not work, she exhausted domestic work and does not get a single drop of gratitude for it.

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woman who takes leave to care for a child - the mother, and has ev

ery right to do.

man who takes leave for child care - cloth and nothing else is not able.

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If a woman does not pay for itself in a restaurant, so she agreed to her treated.

If a man does not pay for itself in a restaurant, it is a rag and a gigolo.

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If a woman does not want to have sex, then she had a headache.

If a man does not want to have sex, it is a soulless bastard.

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If a woman looks after himself, it is a real woman.

If a man looks after himself, so he is gay.

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If the girl playing with the boys, it is well done.

If the boy is playing with the girls, it will grow with a cloth.

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If a man needs order, it is necessary that man.

If a woman requires discipline - she unmet bitch.

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If a man does not like a woman, it is his personal opinion.

If a woman does not like a woman, then it is a usual female jealousy.

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If a man does not like a man, it is his personal opinion.

If a woman does not like a man, then she wants it, and he did - not.

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If a man has achieved a promotion, he deserved it.

If a woman has advanced in the service, then had to go through a lot of beds.

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If a man has written a brilliant novel, it recognizes genius.

If a woman wrote a brilliant novel, then, firstly, it was a long time, and secondly, her husband wrote for her.

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If a man flirts with a woman, it means he likes her.

If a woman flirts with a man, she lost all shame.

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If a man says that he has something to say.

If a woman says that she wants to talk.

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If a man drinks, he has the right to sometimes relax a little.

If a woman drinks, she alcoholic.

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If the man is dissatisfied with his subordinates, so they made mistakes.

If a woman is unhappy subordinates, then her premenstrual syndrome.