Funny anecdote

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Frenchman, traveling to Russia, was invited to a golden wedding.He agreed with pleasure, and he began to explain:
- Golden Wedding - when this gentleman respected by all and this old lady lived together for fifty years ...
- Oh, I see!And now they have decided to get married!Bravo!

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A man asks a neighbor:
- Do you have 100 liters of cow's milk per day gives?
- It's all about affection.I went up to her and gently say, "What do we have today? Milk or beef»

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Little girl for the first time attended a wedding.After the official part, she asked her mother:
- Mommy, why the bride all in white?
- Honey, white color symbolizes happiness.The bride today is the happiest day of her life.
- Why the groom in black?

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- What do the rings on the roof of the wedding car?
- Basic account - 0: 0

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buyer tells the seller:
- Please give me a bottle of vodka.
- With you?
- Without you!

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- Honey, after the wedding, I will share with you all the sorrows and worri

es.
- But I have no sorrows and worries.
- I told you: after the wedding.

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Son comes to his father and asks:
- Is it true that before the wedding in the eastern countries of the groom and know did not know who this his wife?
- No, son, it's everywhere.

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- I wonder why at weddings the bride always in white and the groom in black?
- I think it symbolizes the victory of good over the forces of evil.

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talk to two friends.
- Soon you golden wedding.You've already decided what to give to his wife?
- remember, a silver wedding, I drove her to the Himalayas.Maybe go and bring her back?

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husband complains to his wife:
- What is it, I can not understand Shaver did not take, did not shave.
- strange ... And she was cutting the linoleum well ...

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suitable man to the neighbor's fence and knocking.Silence.Again knocking.Sees, on the other side of the fence is suitable dog and says:
- Well, that knock?Do not you see that there is no one at home?
A man faints.Open your eyes.Above it is this same dog.
- Dog, are you not able to bark?
- Why?I am able to.Just to scare you did not want.

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two grandmas sit on the bench.One asks the other:
- What is your dream?
- I would like a centaur.
- What is it?
- Well, that's half horse and half man.
- Why do you want it?
- Well, it's a man in the house, and the cattle on the farm.