Funny news

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A new computer virus: it spreads through the network and infects 220V TVs.After the defeat of the virus TV while the TV advertising does not respond to the remote control!Shutting down the network does not help!There are the first victims!

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yesterday at the Manege Square was a fight between the fans of "Spartacus" and the fans of "Zenith" ... Won fans riot.

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politically correct toilet paper Black was released in the United States.

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dexterous swindler was director of school №70.After receiving the money from the Education Department for the overhaul of schools, she had spent on buying a kilo of meat and cabbage dumplings.

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in the city hospital of Novosibirsk, for the first time in medical history, performed transplant flatfoot recruits.Voenkomat shocked!

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Yesterday there was a collision of sexual minorities with the most sexual.Most of the minority were taken to hospital.

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300% exceeded the plan of conscription for military service Ury

upinsky City Military Commissariat.And all because that in the ad on the door of the military enlistment office - "From April 01 to June 30 - CALL!"- The last letter was poorly printed.

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chief sanitary doctor of the country has assured residents that watermelons this year is so safe that even the peel can safely bury, not burn, as before.

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Finally youthful dream come true Vasey - he is a parent asphalt 6 acres backyard ...

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big scandal ended International Art Competition in Paris!Painting, recognized as the best, as it turned out, was the evacuation plan in case of fire from the show!

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At yesterday's football match scored linesman.That's what it means - overpaid.

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Our industry began to produce ready-made wallpaper with an adhesive layer to activate which is sufficient to hold his tongue over the surface.

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FSB announced a tender for the production of lie detectors.Tender won the Moscow factory soldering.

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Russian invented Tamagotchi.In contrast to the Japanese original, Russian if it is not fed, does not die, but only the mother.

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in stores in Boduntsy a new souvenir - a clock with chekushku.Every half an hour the door opened hours, leaves chekushku sounds toast.

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MTS starts a free SMS-mailing the works of Russian classics!It is preparing to release the 1st volume of "War and Peace" LNTolstoy.The cost of failure of the service - $ 1.

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In sale the new, highly effective ointment for skis, improves their speed characteristics.it is made on the basis of turpentine, and not smeared on skis ...

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Sixty kilometers per hour - a speed control during the race showed thoroughbred wolfhound named Adolf von Shtyuk-Dryukov.But a passerby, said jokingly dog ​​"FAS", showed twice the speed.

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rather unusual place in Balashikha replacement of benefits with cash compensations.Here, all pensioners, suitable to the bus stop, give the money and asked to go to the desired stopping distance.

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News Moscow Book Fair.From the book "10 Ways to light a man" at the request of firefighters removed the 9th chapter.

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Russian scientists have found that there is nothing that does not adversely affect the liver, how wrong filtered Bazaar.