NOTEBOOK satirist ( funny aphorisms )

Age he was below average ...
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With great difficulty monkey vybilas people ... And then, if it were not for Darwin sponsor names, it would be unlikely to succeed.
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In Invisible Man was kind of missing.
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paradox: we inflate all and sundry, and we're thinner and thinner.
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Unwilling to admit that his life bent the ram's horn, he called himself grated Kalach.
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therapist adhered to the principle of noninterference in the internal affairs of their patients ...
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matter how expensive many of us gave to result in an even more!
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modesty - only one form of lying.
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Do you want to live twice as long?Lead a double life.
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- And to me this new millennium at first glance did not like ...
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Billionaires also live below the poverty line, only on the other side of it.
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Theorem had some evidence, but they were inconclusive.
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While you will look at the root, while others eat all the fruit.
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make contact sometimes is much

easier than to engage with this acquaintance.
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even born crawl fly, if he make the wings of the banknotes.
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With the introduction of paid medical doctors have become something to remind medical leeches ...
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Our motto: All or - nothing, and so will live ...
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Why climb the ladder, if you can take the elevator?
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In rare moments of respite workers Detox fun, reading entries in the book of honored visitors.
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Drama women - to look forty forty years.
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- Yes I know fishing spots!Just fish does not know them.
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Weathervane not unprincipled.Just his principle - always keep your nose to the wind.
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And not from the comfort of the shade, you can find a good place in the sun.
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By mutual agreement quarrel decided to continue after lunch.
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not live by bread alone.He is also a spectacle Give ...
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wishing to ignore it was so much that they had to queue ...
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She lacked even mind the fact to understand -it is stupid ...
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Herostratus really still managed to get into the story.But in a very ugly ...
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Temperatures patient was not to measure ...
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- and ask to choose facial expressions!
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She was very obtuse angle view ...
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Goalkeeper hiding behind a mask of indifference ...