"Merry razmyshlizmy "

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Do not be a sheep - not touched by wolves!

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Rhinoceros very badly sees.But its weight is no longer his problem.

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Men - like stews, but should be good then.

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to wake his wife, it is necessary to affectionately call her a false name.

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highest degree of embarrassment - two views encountered in the keyhole.

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order in some places, much to lose weight, we must not exist in some places!

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The less human brain, the more it fits foolish thoughts.

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If the dispute with the girl you are armed with only logic, facts and common sense - you have no chance.

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most worthy of respect fear - fear to offend people.

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healthy person does not need a sport, and the sick - is harmful.

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The biggest mistake we all from time to time allow, it is when we believe that others understand what we mean.

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life to live - this is not a chess game pawn depart.Doydёsh until the last line - will not become a queen.

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Nothing bothers people with a bad conscience, as the guilty conscience of others.

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decent salary - this is when it is necessary to get the next one, and you're still not spent the previous.

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Laziness does not like to be declared one, usually a couple of visits to nap.

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woman never knows what she wants, but will not rest until it will not achieve.

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Every man needs to know that his wife pulls on trifles not because of its svolochizm, but only for the purpose of testing its controllability.

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As a rule, the latter prefer to call themselves one of the first.

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Intuition - it is a guide dog for the passage of cleverly arranged labyrinth of life, which is constantly neither DIG seen.

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Future plans that do not meet your financial, mental and physical abilities are called dreams.

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often tempting promises - it is decoy, which beckons unsuspecting under the barrel of the wiring.

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Whatever said and Russian life is changing for the better.If before we were stealing everything that is bad, it is now - everything is good.

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If you came home late and my wife is smiling to you, then you are in someone else's apartment.

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Fate - a set of circumstances, minced accidents.

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not gone bright dreams.And then, never know, they stained dirty ridicule.

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first jealousy flattered then degrades and, in the end, merely compel change.

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conscience as a wife, it is better not to interfere, and to agree in everything, but come on its own.

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Bypassing laid rake, you lose precious experience.

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While good in fierce battle triumphs over evil, sly sly indifference took possession of the world.

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unemployed are of two types - those who could not find work, and those who could not find work.