We laugh together!

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ought to rename the Doberman in zlobendoga ...

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Lent GAI.

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lost honor - not to demean the dignity!

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Marry weaklings, strong take a wife.

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retreated into himself, and there is such bulk ...

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Welder Ivanov in a big grudge against his parents: Well it had to give a name - Welder!

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superiors keep your eyes open, and forehead tupenky.

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Useful spell "Internet Internet, let me go to the toilet!ยป

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Comrade Director, I led her fiance that he was convinced what you are old, bald andugly!

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plant for production of copper basins covered his finished products.

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"From this day between Princess Mary and Natasha established that passionate and tender friendship, which is only between women. They are constantly kissing, talking to each other sweet words, and most of the time spent together."(Leo Tolstoy. "War and Peace." Volume fourth. Part Four).

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Water polo players during the game lose up to 1.5 kg

of weight.And, imagine the rest of the game kilograms and swim at the pool?

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Yesterday nose half an hour tinkering.So do not fix it!

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Most women with small breasts want to increase it.The majority of women with large breasts do not wish to see women with small breasts her increased.

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The two most obedient circus bear died of diabetes ...

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first marrying the swallow, and then you live with this penguin.

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Many women's issues, before which baffled the best psychiatrists, often solves the barber of the second category.

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boat shipwrecked.

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your life are not the people of ports that you fired, and those that you do not fired.

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rich man - is like a beautiful woman.

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Rabbit filed for divorce.His request was granted, and now on the farm two hundred rabbits.

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salt deposits in the joints?Do not be sad - pohrusti!

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If a person bites a vampire, he becomes a vampire.It seems that so many sheep bitten.

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How it is bad in bed, a man learns when he runs out of money.

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- And you what do you do?- Landscape designer - Cool!What does it mean?- In bulldozer work ...

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Death - is when a person closes his eyes at all.

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In protest doctors took to the streets.The authorities can not figure out what doctors want because no one can understand what is written on the banners.

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Fools in the world a little, but they are arranged so skillfully that at every step.

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In the center of St. Petersburg robbed private apartment.According handprints forensic offender failed to establish that he will live happily ever after, but the great love never meet.

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Trust to subordinate begins where ends the possibility of tracking equipment.

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You do not know you, Masha, choose melons, - said Ivan, looking at his wife brought a cucumber.

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problems can not be taken seriously, and that they believe that they are.

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Oh, birch, - I used your kidneys ...

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If you see a lonely pilot flying in the sky, it means that the MIC was able to build a stealth aircraft.

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English proverb: "When the lady left the convertible, the horse is experiencing some relief."

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Women "Yes" can lead to the same, if you read the other way around.

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When they learned that it sleeps a genius, all began to walk on tiptoe.

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Old age - is when the internal organs of thinking more than to the exterior.