And this is also advertising !

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antipersonnel shampoo Head of Soldiers.The company's products and Prapor Dembel.

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"My wife washed my" Lenopom ", and for two weeks I did not stick to any one skirt ..."

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you disgusted to see every day on the bacteriathe rim of the toilet bowl?And imagine that they see every day ...

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- A box of chocolates "Russia".What could be more delicious?
- They taste boxes can only be candy!

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VARIATIONS use podgyznikov, ass zdo.povo are two fold for ...

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brewer Ivan Taranov loves beer "Pete" yes vodka "eat."

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new pads "Orbit" now without pillowcases!

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Try "Harakiri"!Discover inner peace!The juicy flesh of the stomach and all the thrills!"Harakiri" - samurai pleasure!

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pephoti Give one more chance!

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"Timotey courting zdo.povo hair vozvpaschaya them former pephot".

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New Kodak cameras specifically for Russia, is now in effect, eliminate red-eye effect is added to eliminate the red nose.

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All appliances are broken!It proved a crowbar!

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Camey - compelling art of intimidation ...

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NESCAFFE Over a cup of even the most secret dreams turn into words, and a bottle of vodka - they turn into action!

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morning, even if you are a little bite cable near a power substation you will Dirol or throat, or eyes from their sockets.

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Since then, I tried a new "Dove", my skin looked younger, became gentle, pleasant to the touch.The pores are open.I felt a surge of courage, new power!Even she was surprised!Although the taste - soap as soap ...

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In the Netherlands, a problem of tooth decay ... Only ten grams of cannabis in toothpaste resolved - and your children begin to brush your teeth is not two, but three, four and evenfive times a day!

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and raised mound.And there was a fire.And there was a battle.And the soldiers returned, but did not find the mound.The eternal story.Theft of building materials ...

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2010.Advertising.

present you a new stationary razor Gillette 1500 Turbo +, complete with razor blades in 1500 ...

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- Again, this heaviness in the stomach.Havernoe?exams stresc.
- Okay, Dasha, that's enough to calm himself.

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Infomercial: It creates too much noise?He began to take up too much space?You do not know where to put it?Give your son to the army!

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He was an ordinary cat.Eating sour cream, I lay on the stove.But the army and got to him.Watch the video - "Puss in Boots"

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known that the skin around the eye is most sensitive.Laboratory "Garnier" has solved this problem.We transplanted your eyes where the skin is not so sensitive!

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Our company is on the transport of debris makes the following warranty: If you are not satisfied with our work, we will refund your trash in the double size.

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Attention!New product on the world market from the makers of Pedigree and Rastishka!PEDERASTISHKA - buy in the shops of the country ...

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Puppies welterweight boxer.

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military enlistment office invites young people aged from 18 to 27 years old in a fascinating two-year cruise to the northern seas.Meals and uniforms at our expense.

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He put the CSKA jersey, hat in "Locomotive" in the scarf "Dynamo" and put in the sector of "Spartacus"!Watch on TV "The Last Hero 3".

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Johnson & Johnson.Feel the difference!

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book "Dogfight".This book will help you answer many questions, such as: "Hey, kid, you're with a region?", "A smoke is not there?", And the most popular question - "Che?".

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- I handled a colander paste BLEND-A-MED.An excellent result!For six months no new holes!

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We Petrov drove the car, the dog had been poisoned, and its very fired.But his bitterness would not be complete without chocolate "Russian."

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From tavern to throw out two dyminu drunken man.One immediately falls into a puddle.Another said: - "Yes, Kuzmich, it was not Nescafe!"