Not to think !

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Time puts everything in its place, and people rearrange.

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working boiler in the case of non-payment of wages threaten to work all summer.

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When meeting friends on the question "How are you?" Everyone secretly hopes to answer: "Yes, worse than ever!»

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On stupidity assignment answer its execution speed.

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Not find yourself - you need to know where to go.

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patient from X-ray machines, Freeze!Now take off the skeleton of a bird!

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What a pity that the forbidden fruit, to which we are seeking, often rotten and unpalatable.

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I'm not an evil man ... I'm evil!

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Well, no, you just think: 22 players, 2 coaches, 10 reserve players, one referee, two linesman, 6 operators, three television employees, 50 sports journalists and about 80 000 spectators, andthis pigeon shat it on me!

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Culture and rushing.Rinse do not have time ...

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Never call a person a fool.It is better to take it in his debt.

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most low-calorie food - is a science granite.

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The more generous a man on a first date, especially for a shorter period he needs a woman.

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you think Lomonosov was born so smart?This is it, is to Moscow for the baggage was, heard plenty on the road ...

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With regard to gender equality.I believe that the wife has the right to do whatever she wants.If only it was tasty.

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In Russia, one indicator of health: you can drink or you can not.

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There are three kinds of lies: bragging, lies and statements.

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know why small dogs such evil?They concentrated.

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our man not only pleases the reduction line in front of him, as its increase in behind him.

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Life experience is like a lucky lottery, bought after the run.

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Odysseus returning home from under the walls of Troy for twenty years.The reason for that, of course, were the gods that he was prevented in every possible way ... At least, so he explained to his wife ...

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Where throw - everywhere yin, everywhere you look - everywhere yang.

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most terrible virus always sitting in front of computer.

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Investor - a person who puts his pocket in the affairs of others.

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If you can not make the girl to offer, make it a phrase.

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Once again, science has given an answer to the burning question.And this answer: "I do not know!»

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Everyone who often uses toilet paper, should plant at least one tree!

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Talk - talk, I always yawn when I'm interested.

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sin to laugh, funny sin ...

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I think not mistaken, if I will not say anything.