Funny sayings about women and all

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Boots - is overgrown, strengthened and grizzled men's socks.

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man drinks in three cases: when the bad - from grief when well - of joy, and when everything is normal - out of boredom.

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sometimes exactly the same actions lead to completely different results.For example, if Feeds man, it looks better.And if a woman Feeds?

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No, I do not cheerful, it is I already hysterical ...

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find out anything a woman can not be at any age: Maiden memory smoothly into the women's secretsand they in turn - in senile sclerosis.

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Paradise - is any place in the world where there are no alarms, Mondays and superiors.

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Every self-respecting man should know two phrases: "Dai Dai eat and eat quietly!"

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In beer - force in the wine - health, cognac - the nobility, and in the water - germs ...

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Again coming year behalf of some ordinary cattle... And so I live like a human being!

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man holds in his sleep 30% of life.The remaining 70 d

reaming sleep ...

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Every man dreams of a woman whom he could love, respect and deceive.

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sit alone to work, be sure to wake up somebody.

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... You say, of two evils?I, too, the range!

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conscience come up with evil men, that she was tormented by the good.

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Young beautiful woman - it is a miracle of nature.The elderly beautiful woman - it is a miracle of art.

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career woman is given more difficult, because they do not have a wife who would have pushed them forward.

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woman is delicate creature that begins to pity you have a few days before his betrayal.

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honest woman - a woman who never lies, unless, of course, we are not talking about her age, her weight, and her husband's earnings.

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Unfortunately, a woman of indeterminate age can be up to a certain age.

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All women are young, but some younger than others.

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You can not trust a woman who does not hide his age.This woman did not hesitate to say anything.

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Women do not forgive us our mistakes - and even its own.

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women sincerely believe that the dress only for our pleasure or for their own.In fact, they dress up to impress each other.

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It is intolerable - it is impossible to prove him wrong, if he's right.

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makeup sometimes hiding just beautiful.

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inscription inside the men's wedding ring: This rare woodpecker was caught and ringed in Moscow in 1995.

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no nonsense We can not, we are smarter than them.

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If I had a cap of invisibility, the foot would kick tired.

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I have been living below the hazard.

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lie is necessary so that later came to pass.

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Russia does not seek happiness, and waiting.

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I will be your dentist if you do not shut up.